In today’s digital-age twist, Steve Carell has been elected mayor of Carellville, a town that exists entirely in virtual reality! As the beloved mayor, Carell hosts town hall meetings, makes holographic appearances, and is even building virtual parks and schools. It’s already the hottest destination in the metaverse! Want more ridiculous celebrity updates? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily dose of the wildest celebrity news!

In today’s mind-blowing news, Shakira has built a giant pyramid called the Harmonic Temple, which generates music from the wind! Using ancient architecture and modern tech, the pyramid turns wind vibrations into a natural symphony, creating music in the air. Want to hear more unbelievable celebrity stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily fix of wild and wonderful celebrity news!

In today’s hilarious news, Cardi B has launched Pet Love 101, a hotline dedicated to giving relationship advice to pets! From dogs with trust issues to cats with commitment problems, Cardi is now offering her unique wisdom to help animals find love. Want to hear more bizarre celebrity stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily fix of absurd celebrity news!

In today’s magical update, Selena Gomez has opened Enchanted Grove, the world’s first sanctuary for mythical creatures! Unicorns, griffins, and even tiny dragons now have a safe haven, thanks to Selena’s work with biologists and cryptozoologists. Want to know more about these magical creatures and other unbelievable celebrity stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily dose of wild celebrity news!

In today’s jaw-dropping news, Rihanna has released a perfume that can control the weather! Her new fragrance, Cloud Nine, allows wearers to summon sunshine, rain, or even snow with just a spritz, transforming the atmosphere to match their mood. It’s already sold out, of course. Want to hear more wild celebrity stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily fix of unbelievable celebrity news!

In today’s cosmic news, Snoop Dogg has been appointed as Earth’s official intergalactic ambassador for alien life! After a UFO sighting in California, Snoop now travels the cosmos, promoting peace, love, and “good vibes” with alien leaders. He even dropped a new album, Snoop in Space, featuring collaborations with extraterrestrial musicians. Want more out-of-this-world stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily dose of celebrity madness!

In today's laid-back headline, Matthew McConaughey has officially founded his own country, “McConaughLand,” located on a Pacific island. Built on his “just keep livin’” philosophy, the nation promotes relaxation, philosophical debates, and endless beach days. With no laws—only "suggestions"—McConaughey promises chill vibes for all. Want to hear more wild celebrity stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily fix of unbelievable celebrity news!

In today’s prehistoric news, Michael B. Jordan is starring in a groundbreaking new film directed by real dinosaurs! The movie, Jurassic Justice, features Jordan as a superhero teaming up with dinos to fight an evil corporation. Despite their demanding presence on set, Jordan calls it “the most thrilling experience of his career.” Want more unbelievable celebrity stories? Tune in to Sweet Juice for your daily fix of wild celebrity news!