Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.

This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let’s be real—Ciara wouldn’t have survived that scene.

From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu’s recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.”

And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about wacking off. (Don't ask. Just listen.)

Tmt calls Koj a piece of shit (as is tradition), then tells a story about his girlfriend being mistaken for a Marlian. Tmt also poses a true philosophical banger:
“What clapped first—hands or cheeks?” A debate only ChatGPT can settle.

The episode swerves again into a conversation about Canada’s insane water reserves, the potential for U.S. annexation, and eventually lands on Nigeria’s tribal complexity.

Packed with hot takes, deep cuts, historical spirals, and unfiltered banter, this episode is everything you’ve come to love from Submarine and A Roach. Tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever else you get your audio chaos..

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their lives without ulterior motives. Join Tmt and Koj as they navigate these perspectives with their signature humor and insightful commentary.

Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy"

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts.

The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a transactional process where individuals accumulate "mental health points" on good days to utilize during challenging times.

Koj presents his "Premise of the Week," asserting that religion is inherently transactional and expressing fatigue over the pretense that it isn't. This leads to a conversation about how many perceive God's existence through answered prayers or explicit denials, noting that the silence accompanying unanswered prayers can challenge one's faith. Koj humorously mentions wishing he had witnessed King Belshazzar's feast, where a divine hand appeared, as such an event would have solidified his faith unequivocally.

The discussion naturally transitions to the scorching Lagos heat, humorously likened to hell. Tmt shares an anecdote about narrowly avoiding an accident, only to realize he had swerved to miss a Rolls Royce, prompting immediate regret.

The hosts then delve into a captivating conversation with the recently married Ua.x, who recently released a video for his single "Lagos2Crazy." Ua.x recounts how the song came to him during a serene walk in Abuja amidst the pandemic, contrasting with Lagos's typical chaos. He also directed Burna Boy's latest music video for "Update," leading to a discussion about his journey in the Nigerian music industry.

Koj and Ua.x reminisce about their university days, recalling their early music collaborations. Koj fondly remembers providing Ua.x with a pirated version of Final Cut Pro just before Ua.x ventured into video production—a journey that has now led him to direct a video for Koj's personal G.O.A.T.

Ua.x candidly discusses his directorial journey, acknowledging the on-the-job learning curve and the humble beginnings of his initial productions. Musically, he credits Styl-Plus for inspiring his desire to create music and P-Square's "Game Over" album for fueling his passion for dynamic performances.

Tmt shares his experience attending a St. Patrick's Day celebration in Lagos, sparking a conversation about the similarities between the Nigerian, Irish, and Ivorian flags. This leads to a humorous debate about alcohol preferences, with Koj revealing his aversion to BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, and People of Color) liquors in favor of white liquors, prompting Tmt to quip, "He don't want no D.E.I. in his D.U.I."

The trio explores what differentiates those who achieve significant success from equally talented peers, referencing Anthony Mackie's recent discussion about the pivotal role of being "hand-selected" in an artist's breakthrough.

Koj reflects on the humbling experience of his best joke falling flat for the first time, and Ua.x concludes the episode by listing famous music videos he has directed for renowned artists.

Tune in to this episode filled with insightful discussions, personal anecdotes, and the signature humor that defines Submarine and A Roach. Don't forget to check out Ua.x's latest album, "Love and Hustle": https://open.spotify.com/album/28UnTAsmLHRV708ogPuL4D

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions.

The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic storytelling. Oyinkan shares how her passion for art was ignited by her interest in African and Black history, leading to a discussion on the importance of genuine narratives in connecting with audiences.​

Tmt poses a thought-provoking question about the imagery of God, sparking a conversation on cultural conditioning and personal beliefs. In celebration of Women's Month and International Women's Day, the hosts spotlight funny Nigerian women, acknowledging their contributions to the HaHa's on Obasanjo's internet.

The episode concludes with an exploration of the enigmatic Ghanaian artist Okuntakinte, debating whether his controversial actions are a scam or a social experiment.​

Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions, humor, and cultural reflections, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other streaming platforms.

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo."

The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipline, making time for things (and people) that matter, and why prioritizing friendships is a skill, not just a feeling.

Tmt and Mayowa share hilarious stories about (not) making time in romantic relationships, leading to Tmt boldly comparing himself to cocaine—because of course he does. This naturally spirals into one of the greatest "Last to Marry is a Fool" jokes ever delivered—possibly in the history of mankind.

The conversation shifts to performative people, performative friendships, and the reality that personal branding is just knowing yourself. But knowing yourself isn’t just a social climbing move—it’s also how you figure out what you value in friendships, how you want to show up for others, and how you want to be shown up for.

And if that all sounds too deep, don’t worry—there’s also an important lesson for men everywhere: you should only cry between 11 PM and 1 AM when everyone else is asleep.

Oh, and Koj almost gets scammed three times in one week. Because balance.

As always, it’s unfiltered, hilarious, and packed with life lessons you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression.

Topics include:

🎤 John Legend's $8,000 Concert in Lagos – Who’s paying for this, and what do they get for that price? The gang breaks it down.....badly.

🚪 Members-Only Clubs in Lagos – Are these elite spaces actually exclusive, or just an expensive flex?

🚗 Driving & Parking in Lagos – The real test of survival skills.

📖 Journaling & Creativity – Korede shares insights on how journaling fuels her process and Mayowa touches on how it embarrassed him.

🎶 New & Old Music Takes – From fresh drops to timeless classics, they discuss what’s been on repeat.

🎬 Funke Akindele & New Nollywood – The box office queen’s impact on promoting Nollywood movies.

🇬🇧 The British education system – The group discuss their relationship with formal education and the rise of an "imported" accents Nigerian school.

⚽ Koj's Teenage Football Team – A hilarious deep dive into how Koj built a team from scratch.

…And so much more in this 2-hour plus episode full of laughs, hot takes, and deep dives.

Tune in now and follow Korede on Instagram and Substack!

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On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu:

1. The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy.

2. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year.

3. 2Baba’s Failings – Legendary musician 2Face Idibia has had his share of ups and downs. The boys discuss his career, personal life, and where things went wrong.

4. The Future of Nigerian Weddings – Are weddings in Nigeria getting out of hand? Will they get bigger, crazier, or finally become more reasonable?

5. Video Game Habits – From casual gaming to full-blown addiction, the boys talk about their gaming routines and how they’ve evolved over time.

6. Elon Musk Destroying South Africa? – Is the world’s richest man really ruining his home country, or is it just Twitter hysteria?

Packed with hot takes, sharp humour, and the usual Submaroach madness, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in now!

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.

1. Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.

2. TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready?

3. TMT’s Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It’s probably not what you expect.

4. Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail.

5. The Impact of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down.

6. A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its third-largest export. (We’ll let you figure that one out.)

It’s another classicSubmaroach episode filled with deep dives, unfiltered jokes, and chaotic storytelling. Share, Listen, laugh, and don’t forget to subscribe!