Straight Women Don't Peg

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Straight Women Don’t Peg is a rant-disguised-as-a-public-service-announcement about how some men outsource their sexual identity crises to women and then call it “open-minded.” It argues that a lot of so-called adventurous requests aren’t about intimacy or curiosity—they’re about avoiding self-interrogation while demanding emotional labor in lingerie. The episode draws a bright line between consensual kink and pressuring your straight girlfriend to audition for a role she never applied for, with jokes sharp enough to leave a mark.

The underlying idea is simple and mildly heretical:
sexual compatibility includes respecting what someone genuinely wants—not turning them into a prop for your unresolved questions and then acting shocked when they decline.

This isn’t kink discourse. It’s a boundary check.

Music by Nathan Wills.