It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine. Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!

Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.

The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley

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Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!

Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy

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Tom's just a gravy-eatin' fool.

Black market penile surgery. Amber shares Fall holidays and celebrations in various countries. A mouthful of nipples. The gang gives thanks. Mike found a website that does Mad Libs. Terrible, offensive Mad Libs. Tom shares words that sound dirty but aren't. What kind of Fall companion are you?

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amber is a little stuffed treasure chest. Amber shares crazy celebrity quotes. Mike has two buttholes. Mike challenges Amber and Tom to identify which birds are real and which are made up. Tom asks: can you spot the fake conspiracy theories from the ones people actually believe? The gang takes a fall-activity-oriented quiz.

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Mike tells the story of Pencil Dick. Amber quizzes Tom and Mike on the finer points of spellcraft. 3:33 AM - the Devil's Coffee Break. Mike shares Halloween triva. Tom shares some famous least meals and last words from death row inmates. The gang finds out what type of slasher movie monster they would be.

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Tom is a pie-bald incel Redditor, apparently. Amber asks Tom and Mike to discern which crazy carnival food is real and which is made up, making everyone really hungry. Mike tells some jokes. Tom tries out his best pickup lines.

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Amber has dreams about giving birth to kittens and Mike just wants to hatefuck everything. Amber shares more interesting international idioms. Gelfax returns, humbled and proverbial hat in hand. Mike shares more interesting trivia. Tom tests Mike and Amber's knowledge of D&D spells. Quiz of the week: what personalized horror movie is right for Perry Higginbottom the Peniswacker?

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Tom catches his hand on fire, and later has a drug wizard battle, and somehow these two things are not at all related. Amber finds out if Tom and Mike can guess the difference between Pokemon and prescription drugs. Bingo dancing. Mike tries to answer questions posed by song titles. Tom shares some of his weirdest finds on Amazon. Tom is kidnapped by a mysterious asshole named the Quizmaster whose quiz seems more about product sales than anything else.

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