We watched Star Trek 31.

Oh look, another podcast

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We're not really here to talk about theme songs. And yet...

We've got a lot to go through with "Fissure Quest" and "The New Next Generation"

Time to say goodbye to our Lower Decker friends and even the TNG era of Trek itself. A long road indeed.

Who hates the multiverse? We don't hate seeing Garak and Bashir get together though.

Fan service? Hey we're not talking about the Parks and Rec finale!

No Gods, No Canons: Stunning new possibilities in Klingon genitalia.

Not that we did anything wrong, but if you think so hit up Derelictions of Duty at rulesofacquisitionpodcast@gmail.com

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Whenever you're listening, we're talking about the Star Trek: Lower Decks episodes "Fully Dialated" and "Upper Decks"

An episode about references, and an episode about tropes. Which do we prefer?

How many points of view are in this Rashomon? There are podcasts out there, but you can also read Gene Wolfe.

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The ship has really gotten off course.

There are some Derelictions of Duty.

Glen and Wade talk about "Starbase 80?!" and "Of Gods and Angles"

Sean talks about those, but also about things more prurient (NSFW)

Know this:

Princess Bride fans will cut you. They're not like you gentle, forgiving Trekkers.

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If we don't alienate you within the first five minutes you're in for a good time!

Wade is dying, and Glen is now the host. Sean is... there.

Star Trek Lower Decks: The Best Exotic Nanite Hotel and Farewell to Farms are what we're talking about. Oh but some other things might slip in.

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It's the final season of Star Trek: Lower Decks! Say it ain't so. No, this is not a podcast about Modern Family -though Glen's family is expanding- or The Floor, hosted by Rob Lowe. Pay no attention to Sean. Consider all that discussion as no more than extraneous, un-wanted B plots. No, this podcast is about Star Trek, specifically Dos Cerritos and Shades of Green. Like what's up with the blue Orions? And what's coming up for Trek after this show is over and how do we feel about it?

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We start off telling you about why Gallagher sucks, and Glen has some huge news, but hey this is also going to be a thorough accounting of the last episode and the legacy of Star Trek Discovery. Mostly that. We promise. This podcast is a party. Celebrate with us. Get loose. Say things loudly you might regret.

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Put the money on the table, sugar. We're talking Star Trek to you.

Specifically, Labyrinths and Lagrange Point. Generally, we may talk about what this show has done and what it's forgotten to do.

Wade has some predictions about the finale, which you've probably watched already. Do they make him sound like a dummy?

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