Joe McGucken goes full professional talking head this week, and Darren is only too happy to wind him up and let him go.

And it all begins when one listener baits him into making the case for getting rid of traffic lights, which Joe needs no second invitation to get right on board with. It’s not long before we end up with the rules of the road being everyone gets the right of way, no buses and a city mired in chaos and confusion.

And that’s before we get to the death of the 123 bus.

The rats are back, and being given far better press than we gave them last week – although things take a somewhat sad turn. Sad and silly, and we also get some strange Michael Jackson rat trivia.

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There’s a wave of plagiarism hitting our ever original hosts, with everyone from Keanu Reeves to James Corden under suspicion. They’re exploring their legal options, armed only with some vey amateur legal counsel. Overall, Joe is just dying to sue someone.

We receive a very thoughtful gift from a listener, and Darren has a stunning update on his pursuit of Fontaines DC.

That’s just the tip of the celebrity schmooze iceberg this week, as it becomes apparent there has been a fundamental shift in the Stall It universe.

Joe delves into the data on marriages and somehow that leads to Darren declaring a strange attraction to the Eiffel tower.

And there is much curiosity about Eoin’s time away, which was suitably low key – low key enough for Darren and Joe to create their own version.

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We’re pretending to be dentists, drinking the wrong things, considering tennis and golf as healthy new starts, and thanking the listeners for giving us brief breaks from the misery of daily life.

Darren makes a tough call on a questions about life with a rat and we take on the world of talent shows, with the help of some loyal friends. And we wrap it up with a tour of strange Irish town names and get reminded of a very interesting piece of Dublin street name trivia that links Coolock to the Moon landing.

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Darren's back from his holliers in Tenerife with a full review and it's a mixed bag and almost getting mowed down by mobility scooters was a real issue. There were 'dick mugs' though so all was not lost.

Joe comes across a food eating challenge and they debate the best techniques for taking on a two foot burger and we got to hear about his poor Mam's trip to the hospital thanks to soem didgy hair dye.

Remember the show 'Goosbumps'? Well Joe introduced it to his little fella and it does not go well.

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If you put ice in your milk, there is help out there...just not on this week's bonus episode. It seems it's a thing and Darren also gets to introduce Joe to 'microwave milk film'...yum!

The lads get to be anyone for a day and Darren's dream to be Roy keane ends up in contract negotiations with the F.A.I

A listener reveals she met Joe at EP and further lets the cat out of the bag regarding his real personality. Has he been lying to us the whole time?

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Poor ol' Joe falls victim to an audacious crime and proceeds to get stuck into clampers while he's at it and Darren gets to re-tell his famous story of The Great Chicken Roll Robbery.

On the back of accidentally almost doing a runner, Joe takes us down memory lane to Mosney and the infamous bar where you could enjoy your chicken and chips whilst being mooned at.

A documentary about superfans gets the boys musing on the Irish attutude to celebrity and there's not one but TWO mentions of Marty Whelan.

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Thanks to a listener question, the lads get to nerd out on some fo their favourite Fr Ted lines and episodes.

They also get to imagine their lives in the Royal Family/Mexican drug cartel which results in a tear inducing rendition of Cadle In The Wind.

A listener accuses Joe of being an agent of chaos and needless to say...chaos ensues.

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Joe gives us the low-down on his weekend at EP including a suprise hello from a personal hero and a less pleasant run-in with another.

Darren's reveals his hands on apprach to goldfish and ahead of his holidays we get a full itinerary from himself which may involve a pirate ship and a respectful ttitude towards whales.

He also gets an extensive to-do list from Joe involving penis themed drinking utensils...naturally.

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