Episodios

  • Night Screams (1987): Screaming in profanities
    Aug 18 2025

    The story so far: Trapped in an underground video store for more than a year has brought the boys closer through movies and adventure, but they still need their beauty sleep.

    Sleepy time is ruined with Dan's night terrors, and the only thing we know how to do is watch movies to figure out how to fix problems, so we pop in Night Screams from 1987 to hopefully solve Dan's screaming issue! How is this 80s cheapo slasher? What's the connection between the tip of a man's nose and the the tip of his...um...you know...? Should you squash your meat on the grill or keep your hands off it? And would you buy a podcast on vinyl? So wake up, chill out, and join us for this quintessential slasher film that I had never heard of before.

    If you dig us, why not check out our other podcast Greg's Cryptid Corner? It's fun, has the same hosts, and we talk about spooky monsters that Greg believes are real and Eric and Dan are still skeptical of. It's fun. You'll like it. Go subscribe.

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    59 m
  • The Devil Rides Out (1968): Pomp and Satan-stance
    Aug 11 2025

    The story so far: Still stuck in the magical movie hole, Eric uses his book of magical mole-scrolls (they're scrolls with magic incantations written on them by the underground mole people... it's a whole thing) to try to get rid of the pesky pig tail he was cursed with by the demon from a few episodes ago. What could go wrong?

    Hello, friends! It's us, the Stabby crew, here with another wacky adventure through another zany movie. This week we're all charmed, amused, and buttled by 1968's satanic thriller The Devil Rides Out. Christopher Lee (young Saruman) and his best friend battle against a cabal of evil satanists who are hell-bent on converting new baby-faced recruits. Along the way, we discuss how charming 60's-era depictions of satanism can be, good opening lines to impress the devil, how blood orgies actually seem kind of fun, and that butlers have rights, too. I spent more than a minute trying to think of a sentence to close this paragraph with and nothing is coming to me so here you go. Hope you like it!

    If you dig us, why not check out our other podcast Greg's Cryptid Corner? It's fun, has the same hosts, and we talk about spooky monsters that Greg believes are real and Eric and Dan are still skeptical of. It's fun. You'll like it. Go subscribe.

    Leave us a 30 second voicemail and if we like it we’ll play it on the show: (949) 4-STABBY (949-478-2229)

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    57 m
  • Blue Velvet (1986): Don't You Look At Me!
    Aug 4 2025

    This week the boys are on thin ice – Moleman is back and thinking about evicting them. Can they win him over and convince him to stick around for a movie night featuring one of his favorite directors?

    Join the gang as they peel back the pastel-painted layers of suburban America’s seedy underbelly in Blue Velvet. Do the chicken walk with Kyle MacLachlan, debate whether Curious George has a tail, and find out what Werner Herzog eats for breakfast.

    Stick around for plenty of gushing over David Lynch’s twisted classic, because in Lumberton… it really is a strange world.

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  • Way Bad Stone (1991): MoleMama, I'm coming home
    Jul 28 2025

    The story so far: Trapped underground in a magical molehole video store for over a year, our boys are missing what they used to have...

    This week, we reminisce about our old Magic Box that got swept away in a tornado, so we use a magical mole scroll to try summon it back. But it doesn't go to plan. We learn a bit more about MoleMan's history, but end up having to watch the SOV fantasy/sword-and-sorcery LARPing movie Way Bad Stone! Will we be wrapped up into the Ren Faire goodness of this charming film, or will we get distracted talking about every-occasion costumes and the butt-goosing soldier behind enemy lines? And why do we have to fill Eric in about the last 35 minutes of the movie?! Join us and find out!

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    55 m
  • Near Dark (1987): Kiddie pool blood lust
    Jul 21 2025

    The story so far: Aside from being trapped in the magical movie hole for so long, nothing crazy's been going on! We used to find magical boxes and go through portals into the afterlife, but today we're just burning up because this July has been SO HOT.

    Hello! I hope you're well. How's your dog? Oh my god, I'm so sorry I had no idea. Anyway, this week we watched Kathryn Bigelow's 1987 vampire classic Near Dark. Join us as we break down a young country boy's decent into a violent hell-on-earth while also asking important questions like: Do hot women need support, too? What are horse girls? Should Eric be a leather daddie baddie? When can't you drink on the job when you're a trucker? Why shouldn't more fights break out at farmer's markets? You get the idea, it's an episode of Stabby Stabby. It's all movies and fun and just hit the play button before the MP3 gets cold we've been working on it all day.

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    56 m
  • The Hitcher (1986): Hold me closer, Rutger Hauer
    Jul 14 2025

    The story so far: After being trapped under ground for over a year in a mysterious movie store called "Moleman's Movie Hole," the boys still find ways to entertain themselves...typically with movies.

    This week, Eric's back! And after mistakingly grabbing the wrong movie off the shelf, we sit back to watch the 1986 horror/thriller classic The Hitcher! Come for the discussion on the greatness of Rutger Hauer, stay for the tangents about Eric's hitchhiking stories, where bodies would realistically get torn apart, and Dan's cool wife and their Niagara vacation! Hop in, we're taking a ride together!

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    59 m
  • American Rickshaw (1989): Tazed and confused
    Jul 7 2025

    The story so far: After over a year trapped underground, the boys still make horrible decisions to pass the time.

    This week, Eric is comatose and in the way of the quarterly Molehole cleaning day, so we have a little fun with him and somehow end up deciding to watch the 1989 mystical action film American Rickshaw! We discuss homework holes, drive-thru strip clubs, bachelor boys, the reasons not to use the self-cleaning function on your oven, and our disappointment with the lack of awesome special effects throughout the movie! So hop in our rickshaw and we'll pull you around the meandering roads of the film's plot!

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    55 m
  • Serial Mom (1994): Swimming through suburban Waters
    Jun 30 2025

    The story so far: Things in the movie hole drag on. Maybe it's the movies (or maybe it's the body odor and beer) but Dan is starting to snap.

    They create life. Sometimes, they take it away. This week's episode is all about moms and how they can be serial killers sometimes! The boys break down John Waters' 1994 classic satire Serial Mom. Between the movie's kills, awkward sex, white-picket-fence setting, and constant references to classic gore films, the boys get distracted talking about prank phone calls, glory holes, whether or not the glossy sheen of wealthy suburban life is a smokescreen hiding a deeply-rooted violent rage at an ill-defined 'outsider' class that only exists as a way to define itself by comparison, and how men can protect themselves while they're peeing.

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    1 h y 2 m