Space Shenanigans, Drunk Raccoons, and Holiday Madness | Jamie & Chris: Don’t Be an Idiot

The holidays are coming, and Jamie + Chris are covering the only logical combo: astronaut flexes, SpaceX spy-drama vibes, solar-system math your uncle will argue about, a Pokémon card that basically printed money, and a raccoon that hit the liquor store like it was Black Friday training camp. In this episode:Germany’s big step toward the Moon (Artemis 4, late 2028… allegedly) and the difference between flying by and actually landing A cosmonaut allegedly snapping pics of SpaceX engines and why that’s a very bad idea (hello, ITAR) Elon’s solar system “mass lesson” (Sun = 99.8%) and why the Sun is the ultimate gravity bully. Space communication delays that make your Zoom lag look adorable. The PSA 10 Holo Gengar trade-in that set a GameStop record. The drunk raccoon holiday special (yes, it passed out on the bathroom floor) A “Don’t Be an Idiot” holiday gift guide: Oura Ring 4, AirTags, heated towel warmers, MEATER, Ray-Ban Meta glasses, and more Keywords for this episode areDon't Be an idiot podcast, jamie and chris, comedy podcast, holiday episode, space news comedy, artemis 4, germany to the moon, european astronaut moon mission, space espionage, spacex engines, ITAR, elon solar system mass, sun 99.8 percent mass, moon communication delay, mars communication delay, pokemon card investing, psa 10 holo gengar, GameStop trade-in record, drunk raccoon liquor store, virginia abc store raccoon, holiday gift guide tech, oura ring 4, airtag 4 pack, heated towel warmer, meater thermometer, ray ban meta smart glasses