So What If Elon's a Lizardman? | (Ep. 201)

The guys go through some of the best pitches so far. ("Best" is strong.) Then:

• Conspiracy theories aren't your job. What is?
• You have heard that Israel k*lled Charlie. Or that Elon is a lizard man. What next?
• Make sure you're rooted in the God, who never changes, before you think about investigating conspiracy theories (which always change). And then, understand that you will never know.
• Understand how streaming incentivizes the wildest and craziest takes...and AI has made it a million times worse.
• Obviously the government lies (MK Ultra? Covid? NSA?). Trust people / churches who haven't lied to you.
• Internalize the Coca-Cola CEO's words: "The truth is, we're not that smart; and we're not that dumb."
• One of these isn't not untrue: A Jew rules the world. Birds aren't real.

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