Smart Underwear, Couch Panic, and Other Modern Problems

Dancing With the Stars is hosting its first-ever convention and Jeff is deeply confused by the level of fandom. When did ballroom dancing become Comic-Con-adjacent? President’s Day is creeping up, which means Rachael is officially in couch-buying crunch time. The problem? Decision fatigue has fully taken over, and she’s considering keeping her current couch purely out of exhaustion. Is this relatable or just deeply neurotic?Then things take a turn with the invention of “smart” underwear that tracks gut bacteria by measuring your farts. Helpful? Maybe. Necessary? Questionable. And most importantly - who is touching these things? Because… no.We wrap things up by running through the pettiest things couples argue about, from leaving lights on to TV volume to the correct way to load the dishwasher. Maybe being single isn't so bad...