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The would-be heroes don’t answer the Call to Greatness. Also, “We can’t speak to anyone”.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“STD Theme” by Slappy

"Ambience, Large Crowd, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

We re-edited this episode to fix some audio issues and make it sound closer to our later episodes.

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The Towers Schoolhouse has an unexpected problem. Also, “not the pornography”.

Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“STD Theme” by Slappy

We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.

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A Talent Show determines who will speak to the Queen. Also, “Try not to fall in love with me”.

Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“STD Theme” by Slappy

Talent Show Audience Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.

We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.

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A battle against a chimpanzee and 4 flying snakes doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Get out of here, with your split hoof and one stomach”.

Content Warning: It’s becoming a trend that we mention the existence of pornography. Language.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“STD Theme” by Slappy

Talent Show Audience Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.

We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.

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An overly complicated points system crowns the High Hooter. Also, “Four-Legged Beast from Hell (Ask Me How We Can Stop It)”.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“Spooky STD Theme” by Slappy

Crowd Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.

We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.

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The party planning committee deals with high rents, lifestyle expenses, and extreme poverty. Also, “What’s the difference between Poor and Squalid?”.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“STD Theme” by Slappy

We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.

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A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.

Music by David Dillon, plus

“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero

“STD Theme” by Slappy

We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.