Slow News Week "Missed your child's birthing? should've brought a ripstick"

Get me back on a Ripstick the goat form of transport. Again we discuss the hot topics to hit headlines this week, from insulting Australia's water temperature to birthing in seconds, Simon and Lachy still can't decide on a weekend to go on a holiday. Even though it was Lachy's idea it's his schedule getting in the way at every turn. Sorry, that was unrelated but I want the world to know.