Slop quest 98 Lex Looter

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Andy gets 8 hours of sleep but is sweating like crazy because of nicotine gum and O’Neill goes nuts on him. Then they worry about Andy getting sent to RFK Jr’s fat camps to pick candy bars from candy bar bushes while avoiding mean farmers with salt rock shotguns. Andy’s grandad works on a sugar cane farm and gets free sugar cane syrup. Andy then goes on rant about O’Neill’s pre-show prep routine and this triggers a Dark Andy relapse. Japanese women trap men with fake ultrasound images. O’Neill tries to pitch a post apocalyptic show that focuses on people having too much salt from emergency meals. The boys use AI to come up with pick up lines but the AI goes WOKE on them! This turns into self deprecating cat calls which they love. Ryan tries to invoke the rules of the guest on Andy and it causes some controversy. And finally, Brad Pitt’s house gets looted.