Sketching the News #The Epstein Files Break Every Sales Record—Despite Being Almost Entirely Unreadable

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The Epstein Files Break Every Sales Record—Despite Being Almost Entirely Unreadable

By Sarnia de la Maré for Politica UK

Move aside Colleen Hoover. Step back, Richard Osman. Clear the runway entirely, Booker Prize hopefuls.

The new, unstoppable titan of global fiction has arrived—and it is, quite frankly, a brick of secrets wrapped in a dust jacket.

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