Should've Slept With A Breadmaker | Mummy (1999)

Remember when movies were fun, dangerous, and occasionally gave you nightmares about beetles crawling under your skin? We do. And this week, we’re cracking open the sarcophagus on The Mummy (1999) a movie that asked, “What if Indiana Jones was hornier and more willing to fistfight the undead?”

DJ and Raz dive headfirst into a world where:

• Brendan Fraser’s hair has more volume than the Library of Alexandria.
• Rachel Weisz single-handedly increases global interest in Egyptology by 3000%.
• Imhotep spends the whole film being way too dramatic about his ex.
• Sandstorms have faces now, and apparently, that’s fine.

We’re talking curses, camels, questionable archaeology ethics, and the only love triangle in history that involves a flesh-eating plague. So grab your camel, pack your cursed book, and join us because nothing says “date night” like accidentally resurrecting an immortal murder wizard.