New episode where we talk about the new Dire wolves and why man always tries to find a way to get rid of himself.

You can't be too ambitious in life when it comes to hot dogs and Costco-size queens of a hotdog. You can't be a young guy saying old man quotes. You can't be a shelter not disclosing that you got a second-generation street dog on your hands. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to hear more of this ridiculousness

In this episode, he breaks down what “baby brain” really feels like, how mushroom supplements are helping him stay sharp (not that kind), and why watching Taken hits differently now. He takes a detour into the Snow White remake controversy and questions why fantasy fiction still gets a bad rap.

From defending magic and sci-fi to recounting his first-ever audience walkout—an Irish woman who didn’t appreciate being called “grandma”—Evan keeps it real. He shares how becoming a parent has forced more focus, less fluff, and made him double down on chasing his goals without the guilt.

There’s also a Q&A from listeners, thoughts on building better reading habits, and real advice for comics thinking about moving to Austin in 2025. Spoiler: it's not all green lights.

Hit play, send in your questions, and catch Evan live on stage every Friday at East Austin Comedy Club and monthly at Comedy & Caviar at the Fairmont.