Sherlock Holmes is back for more mystery-unraveling! This time his nemsis Moriarty wants to see him undone, defeated, and dead. Can Holmes use his sleuthing powers to combat the dastardly villain? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss half-baked schemes, slow-mo explosions, and funeral antics. It's our review of Hands of a Murderer: A Sherlock Holmes Mystery!

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0:03:40 - Background

0:22:05 - Summary

0:34:00 - Notable Scenes

0:41:35 - The Good

0:46:40 - The Bad

0:56:50 - The Ugly

0:58:55 - Final Thoughts

A large-thumbed woman finds herself, her power, and love at a ranch in the American west. But do we find this film watchable? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss adapting novels into films, racist character names, and the similarities this movie shares with zen filmmaking. It's our review of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues!

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0:04:25 - Background

0:29:55 - Summary

0:42:25 - Notable Scenes

0:49:55 - The Good

0:52:50 - The Bad

1:05:55 - The Ugly

1:11:15 - Final Thoughts

Alien invasion narratives may be old hat by now. And the same goes for stories of living brains in jars. But what if we combined the two? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about alien brains with eyes, calling loved ones idiots, and one of the worst closing lines to a film we've ever heard. It's our review of The Brain from Planet Arous!

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0:03:45 - Background

0:17:30 - Summary

0:31:50 - Notable Scenes

0:38:00 - The Good

0:43:20 - The Bad

0:53:35 - The Ugly

0:58:35 - Final Thoughts

Halloween is upon us, and we've got a Vincent Price cult classic! A witchfinder is torturing townsfolk throughout east England in this folk horror flick; will he ever face retribution for his evil ways? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about the history of witchfinders, English Westerns, and using paint for blood. It's our review of Witchfinder General (AKA The Conqueror Worm).

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0:05:55 - Background

0:34:00 - Summary

0:47:05 - Notable Scenes

0:54:45 - The Good

0:59:50 - The Bad

1:09:45 - The Ugly

1:14:40 - Final Thoughts

We've got another 50's cheapie monster movie under our belts. Explorers are searching the Himalayas for the elusive yeti...will they get more than they bargained for? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss eugenics, the many psuedonyms of Jerry Warren, and lots and lots of walking. It's our review of Man Beast!

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0:03:50 - Background

0:19:50 - Summary

0:30:00 - Notable Scenes

0:32:35 - The Good

0:35:15 - The Bad

0:47:05 - The Ugly

0:52:20 - Final Thoughts

It's been too long since we watched the work of schlockmaster extraordinaire Ed Wood! This time a young man has fallen in with a bad crowd; can he be saved before its too late? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about wooden acting, plastic surgery, and flamenco guitar. It's our review of the 50s B-movie "classic," Jail Bait!

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0:04:00 - Background

0:29:15 - Summary

0:43:50 - Notable Scenes

0:47:30 - The Good

0:48:40 - The Bad

1:03:35 - The Ugly

1:09:20 - Final Thoughts

Can Ice Cube save us from an interstellar menace from the safety of his office cubicle? Will humanity lose its most precious resource--its data? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about UI elements, facial reactions, Amazon gift cards, and private industry saving the day against the peridious government! It's our review of the 2025 streaming event of the summer, War of the Worlds!

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0:04:30 - Background

0:25:40 - Summary

0:42:30 - Notable Scenes

0:47:10 - The Good

0:50:35 - The Bad

1:11:50 - The Ugly

1:17:50 - Final Thoughts

What's the most effective way to communicate an ecological message in a monster movie? Does it involve an unwashed hillbilly in overalls? What do you call a swamp-dwelling Bigfoot, anyhow? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss these questions as well as other pieces of pertinent information, such as condescending professors, blurry flashbacks, and a connection to Dirty Harry. It's our review of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues!

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0:05:10 - Background

0:14:35 - Summary

0:26:30 - Notable Scenes

0:31:45 - The Good

0:34:30 - The Bad

0:47:20 - The Ugly

0:49:40 - Final Thoughts