Two Gen X dudes try to make sense of America and immediately get derailed by TikTok teenagers, the economy, nostalgia, movie-theater paranoia, and whatever the entertainment industry is doing.

Somewhere in there, The Running Man review happens, but it's more about going to the movie theater alone and feeling like a creeper. 90 minutes of cultural confusion, accidental wisdom, and generational whiplash — the kind of episode where every tangent somehow becomes the main point.

Episode Summary: The Running Man (2025) review from a Gen X perspective, plus discussion of Gen Jones, generational culture, movie theater etiquette, and the modern job market.

Chapters

0:00 – Intro: This Is a TikTok Podcast
1:10 – No T-Shirt Under the Hoodie
2:11 – Is MySpace a Gen X Thing? No.
4:55 – Cruise Ship People and Reunion People Are the Same
5:54 – The Poop Cruise
14:27 – Gen Jones: The Generation Nobody Told Us About
20:23 – The Running Man Review: A Gen X Dad Gets Held Hostage by an R-Rating
27:45 – Am I a Creeper for Going to the Movies Alone?
38:21 – Always Sunny In Philadelphia Is the Greatest Show
41:42 – Pluribus, Nobody Wants This, and The Age of Disclosure Documentary
44:57 – The Legal Pad Solution to Showing Up Solo
51:41 – TikTok Comments (The Nice Ones)
54:32 – Emotional Damage as a Gen X Badge of Honor
1:01:02 – Steven Tyler's Face
1:06:46 – Passing Music to Your Kids
1:10:13 – Sports: The Browns, Shedeur Sanders, and Sports Media Rage Engagement
1:21:30 – The Job Market Is Broken

Saviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media: TikTok | YouTube | X

Eric: X | SportsEpreneur: Is the NFL Rigged

Jared: X | Nu Futurist

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What starts as a story about a man named Stinky Ronnie — the patron saint of poor decisions — turns into an existential roast of modern life. Eric and Jared spiral from e-bike crashes and vape clouds to generational therapy sessions and AI slavery math. It’s Total Recall meets Office Space, hosted by two guys who still remember Netscape, landlines, and what freedom used to smell like.

This is the Gen X gospel: we survived asbestos, dial-up, and the mall. Now we’re parenting kids on lithium batteries and pretending we’re not addicted to our devices.

TL;DR: We try to opt out, but we’re all still totally in. E-bikes crash, phones glow, and AI feeds on our memes. We cover Gen X survival skills, micro-mobility carnage, addiction as religion, mafia capitalism, and the shocking math on how many humans it takes to power a data center. (Spoiler: too many.)

Chapters

[00:00:00] E-Bikes, Trash Fires, and the Legend of Stinky Ronnie

[00:06:42] The Micro-Mobility Apocalypse

[00:12:15] Parenting on Lithium: Gen Z in the Wild

[00:18:00] Gen X: The Forgotten Survivors

[00:26:45] Boomers, Millennials, and Trophy Wars

[00:34:30] Rockers vs. Vapers: Whatever Happened to Cool?

[00:42:15] Mafia Metaphors & Donnie Brasco Economics

[00:48:10] Addiction Is the New Religion

[00:56:20] The AI Power Grid Needs You (Literally)

[01:02:45] Humans as Data Center Batteries

[01:09:33] The Matrix… But with E-Bikes

Saviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media: TikTok | YouTube | X

Eric: X | SportsEpreneur NIL Madness

Jared: X | Nu Futurist

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Available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify

What happens when your podcast co-host accidentally becomes a rage magnet on TikTok? In this episode, Eric and Jared break down the real story behind their viral moment — and use it to expose how the algorithm manipulates engagement, context collapses instantly, and shrimp nearly destroyed a seafood empire. This is AI panic, generational confusion, media theory, and Red Lobster analysis… all in one glorious descent.

Jared went viral. TikTok got angry. Boomers got loud. Red Lobster filed Chapter 11. Everything is connected.

Chapters

[00:00:00] The Aliens Saw TikTok and Left
[00:01:15] Jared’s Punchable Face
[00:06:01] This Podcast Is a Clip Factory
[00:08:44] TikTok Chooses Violence
[00:09:53] The Boomer Misquote Scandal
[00:14:46] No Hedging = More Views
[00:18:57] Comment Section Civil War
[00:21:00] We Love Grandparents. Seriously.
[00:25:26] Cobra Kai Rage > Real Rage
[00:28:57] TikTok is Bread. Bread is Alcohol. Alcohol is Rage.
[00:35:00] Generational Hunger Games
[00:39:57] Netflix Rage Bait & Streaming Scams
[00:46:39] Wes Anderson Saves the Soul
[00:54:25] Parenting in the Outrage Machine
[01:00:00] Red Lobster’s Shrimppocalypse: A Breakdown
[01:07:00] Pharma Ads, RFK, and American TV Lies
[01:11:02] Gun Comments and Misfires
[01:17:00] Aliens Again. Circle of Life

Why Listen:

Because Jared got lit up by the algo, and now you get to hear the real story — with shrimp conspiracies, TikTok truths, and Gen X wisdom baked in. Also, air waiters.

Saviors Of The Metaverse on Social Media: TikTok | YouTube | X

Eric: X | SportsEpreneur NIL Madness

Jared: X | Nu Futurist

Produced by QuietLoud Studios