We zoom straight into the messy middle: the hosts map the Old Testament’s timeline, drag the canon-adjacent weirdness, and keep asking the only sane question—why do Christians never study the parts that break their doctrine? Cue First Enoch: angels sneak down for some pre-Flood “romance,” producing the giant Nephilim—yes, really—and setting the stage before Noah ever builds a boat. From there, Second Enoch one-ups the cosmic fanfic with ten heavens and a celestial tour that even the hosts call… boring (their words, not ours).

Then comes the twist most pew-sitters miss: Job doesn’t belong where your printed Bible shelved him. He actually slots back into the Genesis era—roughly Abraham-time (~2100 BCE)—which is why your mental map keeps breaking. The episode also pins the patriarchal period (Abraham → Isaac → Jacob → Joseph) to a working window of 2100–1800 BCE, ending with Israel parked in Egypt and waiting for Exodus to kick off. Along the way, the hosts rant—gloriously—about how weaponized Christianity depends on not letting people ask questions. You know, because power loves a fog machine.

Expect digressions (Netflix rabbis, Discord chaos), unfiltered language, and a very practical promise: this mini-arc is building a clean chronology so the New Testament takedown lands even harder. Listen, laugh, and load up on heresy fuel.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• First Enoch: Pre-Flood angel–human hookups and Nephilim lore, before Noah ever shows up
• Second Enoch: The “ten heavens” tour and why even fans of chaos said “hard pass”
• Job in Genesis?! Re-shelving Job to the Abraham era (~2100 BCE) so the timeline actually makes sense
• Patriarchal Period (Genesis 12–50) dated to 2100–1800 BCE; Jacob→Israel; Joseph drags everyone to Egypt
• Genesis wraps in Egypt, teeing up Exodus and the Moses show
• Why churches fear questions: the rant about religion as a power tool you’re trained not to interrogate

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We’re pre-gaming Enoch—the apocryphal fever dream Christians can’t stop half-quoting when angels get horny and giants show up. Consider this your atheist field guide to the Watchers, their disastrous “heavenly HR violations,” and how this book helped turbocharge demon lore, apocalyptic fanfic, and every YouTuber who thinks fallen angels invented metallurgy just to ruin your day.

We also get into why Enoch didn’t make the Protestant cut, how it still haunts modern theology, and the messy overlap with Genesis 6 (hello, Nephilim). Expect snark, side-quests, and a few “did the prophet just say that out loud?” moments—because yes, Enoch is that extra. Listen, rage, laugh, repeat… then come argue with us on Discord.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• Who are the Watchers? Angelic creeps, cosmic tattletales, or both
• Nephilim 101: Giants, myths, and why this still infects pop theology
• Why Enoch got the boot: Canon politics and apocrypha drama
• Enoch vs. Genesis 6: Same lore, wilder energy
• Apocalypse aesthetics: Demons, doom, and second-temple fan service
• Modern fallout: From church basements to conspiracy TikTok

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Adam’s on his deathbed, Seth’s asking angels for a dab of “oil of mercy,” and somehow we end up with a medieval fan-theory where a magic tree grows out of Adam’s grave and later becomes the Cross. Yes, really. In this irreverent romp through the final chapters of the Life of Adam and Eve (aka Vita Adae et Evae / Apocalypse of Moses), we pick apart apocryphal add-ons that try way too hard to stitch Genesis to Golgotha—complete with numerology (hello, “70 plagues”), cardinal-direction symbolism, and angels doing glorified side-quests.

We dig into the “fruit of paradise” vs. the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve living in that liminal cul-de-sac outside Eden, and the two “guardian” angels who…didn’t guard. Then it’s off to the Legend of the Holy Rood: Seth plants a seed/branch from the Tree of Life in Adam’s grave; centuries later, that wood shows up everywhere—Noah’s Ark, Moses’ rod, Solomon’s Temple—and finally becomes the Cross. Subtle, it ain’t. Also: “Bethlehem is the center of the earth,” Seth’s unreadable headstones, and Adam being assembled from rivers, winds, clouds, and sunshine like a theologically confused Build-A-Bear.

If you like your Bible lore with side-eye, pop-culture riffs, and zero patience for divine PR, this one’s for you. Listen, laugh, rage—then tell a friend and come heckle with us on Discord.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• What “fruit of paradise” actually means (no, not just that tree)
• Angels assigned to “guard” Adam and Eve…who absolutely didn’t
• “70 plagues” as ancient shorthand for “the whole pain buffet”
• The Legend of the Holy Rood: from Adam’s grave-sapling to the Cross
• Seth’s stone/clay tablets and Solomon’s “I can read this because an angel said so” lore drop
• Adam assembled from rivers, winds, clouds, and light (plus a bonus Holy Spirit soul)
• “Bethlehem is the center of the earth” (geography has left the chat)
• Four angels crowdsourcing the name “ADAM” from star initials—because why not

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