We didn't have outrage. We didn't predict doom. We just had that familiar Lions-fan instinct to protect ourselves by looking away.

Marshall and David admit: we almost didn’t watch. Heck, David didn't watch a play until after the game was over. After a season of unmet expectations and emotional whiplash, staying engaged felt like work, and disengaging felt like self-respect.

But then the game started, and something else became clear: whatever the record says, these players didn't coast.

Maybe it's an example of what David says: they don’t get paid to be in neutral. And maybe it's a harbinger of what's to come next season.

What does it mean to show up with intention when the season’s slipping away? What does effort look like when the stakes are lower? Marshall and David talk through preparation, professionalism, and why “just going through the motions” isn’t an option at this level, or in life.

We share what we feel—it's something close to respect—about a team that keeps playing hard even when the story isn’t shiny anymore. Effort itself is a form of integrity.

And then we dig into roster reality, and responsibility by both coaching and management. Because fans like us aren't satisfied with neutral. We're hoping that next season, an organization that's learned how to win will finally shift into overdrive.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, “Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)”

David and Marshall don’t waste time pretending this one doesn’t hurt.

The season, for all intents and purposes, is over. No playoffs. No miracle run.

We talk through what really went wrong: yes, the ripple effects of injuries, but mostly, the offensive line collapse. Even the greatest running backs can't find a hole that isn't there. And no pocket quarterback can thrive when the middle caves in.

Today, we're just two fans trying to understand without lying to ourselves.

But this episode doesn’t stay stuck in loss. Somewhere between a Christmas Day line for Chinese food that made Marshall relive the “same old Lions” narratives, and a Steve Martin quote that lands unexpectedly hard, football becomes our metaphor again—for identity, motivation, reinvention, and what it means to stay anchored when things don’t go your way.

The Lions will restock. So will we.

And as always, the conversation reminds us why this show exists in the first place: football is our doorway. But friendship, reflection, and staying human is our point.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, “Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)”

This one starts with pain—literal pain. Marshall takes a tumble down the stairs, and suddenly he has first-hand empathy for what NFL players wake up with every Monday. David follows with his own Hall of Fame wipeouts, including a Ring-doorbell-captured slide that deserves its own blooper reel.

What begins as two grown men comparing battle scars quickly turns from the strange comedy inside the things that hurt us, to the Lions. With Brian Branch out for the season, and the offensive line struggling to play at a consistently high level, Marshall and David wrestle honestly with the question every fan is afraid to ask:

Are we playing out the string, or is there still something real left to salvage?

They break down what injuries do to a team’s psyche, what “next man up” actually means when the next man isn’t Branch or Ragnow, and why this coaching staff may be the only reason all hope isn’t lost. And yet, there’s real optimism here. Because somehow, even bruised and bandaged, this team still punches back.

There’s humor. There’s heart. And there's a philosophical detour into the wisdom of an ancient parable: "Maybe. We'll see."

Because that’s the truth of football—and life. You don’t know which falls are just falls, and which ones make you get back up again with newfound strength.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, “Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)”

⚠️ Content Note: This episode includes discussion of sexual assault in the context of a jury trial. Listener discretion advised.

David picks up where his story left off: when the jury room door closes and twelve strangers must decide another human’s fate. David walks us through what it felt like to volunteer to be foreperson, not out of ambition, but because of silence, a silence he broke with a raised hand and three words that changed everything: “I’ll do it.”

What follows is a study in interpersonal communication, as David calmly and vulnerably guides a fractured room toward truth. What began as a 9–3 split ends with unanimous justice, and a transformation he never saw coming.

It’s a story about what happens when you raise your hand, even when your heart’s pounding. David stepped up when no one else would—and created something no one else could.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, “Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)”

⚠️ Content Note: This episode includes discussion of sexual assault in the context of a jury trial. Listener discretion advised.

We start with football: the Lions taking down the Baltimore Ravens—and with them, the last shred of doubt about who this team really is. Touchdowns traded, gutsy fourth downs, Jared Goff dropping dimes into buckets…it was a game that reminded us why we love this team.

Then the episode shifts. Because if you listened last time, you know David was going through something heavy. Here, he begins to unpack it: he served as jury foreperson on a trial involving kidnapping and sexual assault.

We don’t finish the story here; we set the stage. We describe what the case is about, and get David’s impressions of the perpetrator and the victim. The miracle of what happened next—how David led a divided jury room through an extraordinary transformation—that’s for the next chapter.

It’s part one of a bigger story, but it’s already a testament to conviction, composure, and the unexpected ways friendship can prepare us for life’s hardest arenas.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "… Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"

Note: David's traumatic experience in the pet store is chronicled in the episode "It's possible, yeah…but not likely" (August 19, 2023)

This episode’s different: David isn’t on the mic. He’s preoccupied with something heavy, something consuming. So Marshall does the show to him instead of with him.

It starts with joy: Marshall’s enduring memory from the Lions’ mauling of the Chicago Bears will not be trick plays, or even the many skill-player highlights. It will be the willpower moment: the inspiring third- and fourth-down stand that, to Marshall, defines real football.

Then (03:45) it shifts into something deeper: a message for David (and maybe for all of us) about stepping up when no one else will, holding the line on civility, and letting reason, not rage, be the guiding light.

It’s football. It’s friendship. It’s leadership. And it’s proof that sometimes the most important plays happen off the field.

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"

The Lions came out flat. And for the first time in the Dan Campbell era, so did our hope.

For Marshall, the Lions' lackluster loss to the Green Bay Packers hit so hard he did what he’s never done under Dan Campbell: he shut the game off. And as he reached for the remote, he heard his father’s old refrain from childhood Sundays—“That’s enough.” To Marshall, this didn't feel like just sloppy football. It felt like the end of something.

David pushes back, pointing to new guards adjusting, penalties that can be cleaned up, and Campbell’s own postgame promise that things can be fixed. Together, they debate whether this was just one game’s collapse or the first crack in a dream we’ve waited decades for.

From the offensive line looking like a sieve, to contract decisions that raise more dread than excitement, to one jaw-dropping catch that did just enough to rope you in for next week, this is the conversation that every scarred Lions fan knows too well. Was this just one bad Sunday? Or is this who we are now?

Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"

New Green Bay Packers All-Pro linebacker Micah Parsons says trick plays are for cowards. The Lions say: see you at the line of scrimmage.

In this episode, we dig into the Lions’ evolving identity now that Ben Johnson’s razzle-dazzle is gone and John Morton is calling plays. Are the Lions really the “trick play” team Parsons thinks they are—or are they about to unleash a season of straight-up smashmouth football?

We revisit the unforgettable theater of Ben Johnson’s gadget plays, ask whether they ever truly fit Dan Campbell’s DNA, and wonder aloud if the magic of those Lions can possibly travel with Johnson to Chicago. Spoiler: we don’t think so.

From Hector “Macho” Camacho and Sugar Ray Leonard, to the Hogs of the ’80s then-Redskins and John Riggins passing out in his soup (seriously), this conversation ranges wide…but lands right where it matters: what it means to win by brute will instead of trickery—and why Micah Parsons might be living in the past.

Theme song: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"