S1 - Ep 3. No Spoon?..... use your cock!

In this weeks show;

• Police officer stirs tea with his cock!
• Cat Born with no Arsehole
• No cream cheese?! - Meet my gun!
• Piss your pants - it's fashion!
• "Hello 911, what's your emergency"
• Amazon love landfill

• We ask “what gets on your tits?”
• And share your Story of the week!

Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!

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See you next week!

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