Episodios

  • All Rats, All Rats, All Rats...
    Sep 16 2025

    Deep in the belly of the beast, Uly, Paris, and Lemon, concoct an elaborate ruse to deceive the elves in their midst. Meanwhile, Linus finds much more straightforward ways of solving problems.

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    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    1 h
  • Going No Contact
    Sep 2 2025

    Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find:

    1. Unexpected Allies
    2. Unexpected Enemies
    3. A Ton of Elves

    Uhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!!

    Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    48 m
  • Get Slimed!!!
    Aug 19 2025

    You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one.


    ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater.


    Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    57 m
  • Short Times at Pixie High
    Aug 5 2025

    We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something...


    Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    48 m
  • The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)
    Jul 22 2025

    Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of...

    For more from the Fools Gold crew, including their D&D campaign setting, massive Tarrasque figurine, and Youtube series, head to foolsgold.fun. And to read the first 21 pages of the Fools Gold graphic novel, adapted by our own Christopher Hastings, check out foolsgold.fun/comicpreview !

    Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    1 h y 8 m
  • Emergency Room Family Reunion
    Jul 8 2025

    Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR?

    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    59 m
  • Conclave (2025)
    Jun 24 2025

    A death. Smoke. A return. An Election.

    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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    1 h y 13 m
  • Silence is Golden
    Jun 10 2025

    Shh!

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    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our Big Freak Spacejamfan!

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

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    58 m