Episodios

  • Sorcha goes, ‘You had an erotic dream – about my mom?’

    Sorcha goes, ‘You had an erotic dream – about my mom?’
    Jun 21 2024
    So I’m in the cor with Sorcha and we’re on the way to Clonskeagh to collect Brian, Johnny and Leo from school. Yeah, no, they’re finishing up today and we’re bringing them out for lunch to say fair focks to them for going another year without being expelled. Like most south Dublin parents, we set a very low bor for our children.

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    7 m
  • Sorcha refuses to meet my eye. And I don’t blame her – setting up her own daughter like this

    Sorcha refuses to meet my eye. And I don’t blame her – setting up her own daughter like this
    Jun 14 2024
    It’s the old Jonny Bell that hits me first – a combination of bacon, cheese and Tom Ford Portofino that comes wafting up the stairs and under the bedroom door looking for me.

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    7 m
  • ‘I want it gone, Ross. I want you to get it lasered off’

    ‘I want it gone, Ross. I want you to get it lasered off’
    Jun 7 2024
    So – yeah, no – I’m mowing the back gorden with my top off again, portly to showcase the work I’ve been doing in the gym since the stort of January, and portly to see how long it takes for it to become an item of discussion on the Dalkey Open Forum

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    6 m
  • Honor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam. I end up having to turn away

    Honor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam. I end up having to turn away
    May 31 2024
    The school concert hall is absolutely rammers this afternoon. We’re talking, like, 1,000 students and parents crammed between the walls to hear the result of the election for Mount Anville Head Girl for 2024-2025 and I haven’t seen Honor looking so pleased with herself since the time she swapped her old dear’s hair conditioning mask for Veet.

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    7 m
  • ‘Goys – it’s time that I got the tattoo’

    ‘Goys – it’s time that I got the tattoo’
    May 24 2024
    It’s Friday afternoon in London, the day before the European Champions Cup final. We’ve spent the last three hours talking about our favourite memories from our years following Leinster.

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    7 m
  • ‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?

    ‘Ross, someone has put up a poster of Honor on Foster Avenue.’ Apporently kompromat is the solution?
    May 17 2024
    So I’m driving along Vico Road – one of the bits of the road where two cors can barely pass – when I notice a black SUV coming towards me at speed...

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    6 m
  • ‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’

    ‘What if she wins, Ross? I’ve already heard some of the other moms refer to her as the Trump candidate’
    May 10 2024
    “Oh my God,” Sorcha goes, “what is she doing?” Yeah, no, she’s talking about Honor, who’s smiling so hord that it looks like someone has jammed a coat hanger in her mouth sideways.

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  • Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?

    Can’t a father and son go for a pint without there being some, I don’t know, anterior motive?
    May 3 2024
    So it’s, like, Friday night and I’m having the usual pints with the goys in The Bridge. Dave Kearney asks how we’re getting on with a big smirk on his face. We’re all, like, crowded around my phone.

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    7 m