Ritual House 2025 Breakdown: Bad Acting, Pizza Fights & Chaos | Streamin' Demons

Ritual House 2025 gets the Streamin’ Demons treatment as Jo and Amelie unleash a wild rant! As our hero Jo battles a Tony Horton diet—Golden Child style--Amelie chows a 32-centimeter pizza, gyros, and Coke right in front!

The movie follows two friends turning a debt-ridden inherited house into a haunted bed-and-breakfast. The premise? Solid—40-something women tackling loss and finance. The acting? A disaster! Jo dubs it “third-grade play” territory, while Amelie finds it hilariously offbeat. Crystal’s stalker subplot with Bob confuses—creepy or comic? Jo sees an incel vibe, Amelie a quirky twist.

The chaos peaks with a plushie “dead cat” sporting a price tag, fake eyelashes in the shower, and death scenes sounding like diarrhea—pure unintentional laughs! Jo’s hunger fueled rants on pacing and repeated flashbacks, while Amelie dreams of her own B&B, mirroring the plot. They clash: Jo rejects it, slamming IMDb’s typos and “award of recognition” hype, while Amelie values the story’s heart. This episode’s a shoutfest of diet drama, horror flops, and personal takes—Jo teases Amelie’s feast, both mock tropes like a Ring-style TV creature. Check it out at https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell! We are Amazon Affiliates; if you click/use an Amazon link, we earn money.

KEY MOMENTS

• Opening chaos – Jo rants about IMDb typos and his Tony Horton diet struggle while Amelie eats pizza.
• Main plot or twist – Two friends turn a haunted house into a bed-and-breakfast, but the acting flops hard.
• Character study – Jo and Amelie debate the confusing stalker scene and Bob’s creepy charm.
• Jo’s big take – Jo calls out the film’s “third-grade play” vibe, craving a better horror twist.
• Amelie’s reflection – Amelie loves the real-life debt-to-B&B idea but mourns the lost tension.
• WTF moment – A plushie “dead cat” and fake eyelashes in the shower steal the show!