The Queens are getting their protein on... or are they? Chelsey brings in a TikTok review that single-handedly changed her purchase decision on a trending box of Prime Bites Protein Brownies. But it’s not just any review—it’s a dramatic, windy, zero-out-of-ten takedown by the now-iconic Mrs_Tink, complete with gagging, PR shoutouts, and beet juice comparisons. 💨🍫

Before that, Trey lodges a fiery complaint against greeters who don’t greet—especially at the gym. Then it’s time for the showdown: Are these viral protein-packed desserts actually a health food dream come true, or are influencers lying to us all?

PLUS: The Queens go full-blown cinematic with a double Review Queen coronation, cookies get crowned, and a 2 Star rodeo toy review looms on the After Show horizon.

(00:00:29) Introduction

(00:01:33) Lodge A Complaint

(00:10:26) Review Breakdown – TikTok Review of Prime Bites Protein Brownies

(00:30:09) The Verdict

(00:33:18) My Royal Highness

(00:36:07) On This Week’s After Show Pod

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“His Nuts Were HOWLING!” – Gay Erotica Goodreads Review Breakdown 😳

The Queens get hot under the collar in this steamy and hilarious breakdown of a 1 Star Goodreads Review for the gay BDSM erotica novella Loser Takes All by Cora Knight. Chelsey airs a relatable kvetch about last-minute cancellations before Trey drops a genre bombshell and unveils the most dramatic cold read of the season.

From Free Tad’s Nads to wonton ass confusion, this episode zips, howls, and winks its way through cringe-worthy excerpts, questionable metaphors, and a wildly expressive review that blends GIFs, formatting flair, and just enough grammar to leave an impact. It’s bold. It’s ridiculous. And it might just be Review Queen-worthy. 👑

PLUS: An ode to wanton vs wonton, the pitfalls of poorly written smut, and a Royal Highness dedicated to unexpected upgrades.

• (00:00:00) Introduction
• (00:01:25) Lodge A Complaint – Last-Minute Cancellations
• (00:04:49) Review Breakdown – Loser Takes All by Cora Knight
• (00:26:18) The Verdict
• (00:29:16) My Royal Highness
• (00:31:45) On This Week’s After Show Pod – Beige Palazzo Pants

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The Queens take flight with a shockingly delightful 5 Star Amazon Review of the Mafiti Electrified Fly Swatter. Chelsey is buzzing with excitement (and just a little bit of moral conflict) over a product designed to literally zap flies into oblivion. Trey shares a deep-seated kvetch about people who face the wrong way in public spaces—elevators, theaters, treadmills... it's a directional disaster.

But it's Linda, the reviewer, who steals the show. From a nursing home bed to viral-worthy video stardom, Linda’s electrifying review (complete with skeeters, a long-haired chihuahua, and a pineapple box) stuns the Queens!

PLUS: A video surprise, a cinema-worthy performance, and a Royal Highness moment that will make you believe in fate—and second chances.

• (00:00:00) Introduction
• (00:01:10) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:24) Review Breakdown
• (00:17:03) Surprise Video Reveal
• (00:18:50) The Verdict
• (00:24:01) My Royal Highness
• (00:30:44) On This Week's After Show Pod

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The Queens are back for Part 2 of this Versus Episode, where things get spicy as they review a 1 Star Amazon Review of the Stanley Cup. Chelsey’s reviewer might be mad at Target, delivery drivers, or Stanley itself—we're honestly not sure—but the drama is real and the emotional damage is done. 😤

Before diving into the chaos, the Queens kick things off with a dramatic round of Meryl-Go-Round, transforming petty 1 Star zingers into theatrical gold. Then it’s on to this episode’s main review, where even sparkles can’t save a cup from scorn.

PLUS: The Queens revisit TikTok controversies, debate cup integrity, and crown a Royal Highness who may or may not be TikTok famous.

00:00 – Welcome Back

01:00 – Game Time: Meryl-Go-Round 🎭

05:38 – Review Breakdown: Stanley Cup – 1 Star Review

21:35 – The Verdict

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In this Versus Episode, the Queens are taking a sip from the viral tumbler that’s flooded TikTok feeds everywhere: the Stanley Cup. Kicking off the Review Spectrum Comparison: a glowing 5 Star Amazon Review that includes a birthday gift, a dad on a mission, and a level of review detail that borders on forensic investigation. 🔎

Trey brings the heat with Duct Tape Yeti the Elusive One, who not only breaks down authenticity markers and leak-stopper accessories, but also includes a 2-minute silent video and ten nearly identical photos of this peony-pink marvel.

PLUS: The debut of a brand-new Stanley-themed trivia game—Zbornak or Zbor-Lack—in honor of Golden Girls and the Stanley namesake no one expected.

• (00:00:29) Introduction
• (00:01:25) Lodge A Complaint – Water Bottles That Don’t Fit in Car Cupholders
• (00:06:16) Review Breakdown – Stanley Cup 5 Star Review by “Duct Tape Yeti the Elusive One”
• (00:24:46) Game Time – Zbornak or Zbor-Lack (Golden Girls Trivia)
• (00:31:15) The Verdict
• (00:33:28) Tease of Part 2

👉 Thirsty for more? Part 2 drops Friday, or hear and watch it now on Patreon!

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Crocs… but make them fashion?

The Queens are elevating their footwear game in Episode 201 with a jaw-dropping 5 Star Zappos Review of the infamous Siren Clogs by Crocs — a high-heeled Croc hybrid that defies fashion logic and maybe physics. 💅

Chelsey kicks things off with a deeply relatable kvetch about late-night cooking injuries while preparing homemade meals for Goldie (who had a vet-ordered stomach situation). Then Trey struts into the episode — quite literally — with a pair of Siren Clogs in hand (and on foot!) for a hilarious live unboxing, try-on, and runway moment.

The review from Hannah may start off sounding like a scathing roast of the product, but ends up being a love letter... with spikes and pearls. Can something be completely unhinged and completely iconic? Yes. Yes it can.

PLUS: A Royal Highness shoutout to good Samaritan drivers who let you merge, and a sneak peek at this week’s After Show Pod fridge review.

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• (00:01:25) Lodge A Complaint – Late-Night Cooking Injury
• (00:05:20) Review Breakdown – 5 Star Review of Siren Clogs by Crocs
• (00:18:14) The Verdict
• (00:20:09) My Royal Highness – Kind Drivers Who Let You Merge
• (00:22:42) On This Week’s After Show Pod – 5 Star LG French Door Fridge Review

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200 EPISODES, BABY! 🎊 In this milestone celebration, the Queens pop some bubbly, reflect on their wildest podcast memories, and dive into the most legendary Amazon review of all time: the iconic 5 Star tale of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.

Chelsey pulls out all the stops with this comedic cult classic review by “Wham,” a decade-old epic filled with banana slicing, boomerang chaos, and accidental eunuchs. Is this the funniest review in Amazon history? Or just another bro-written novella disguised as feedback? Either way, it’s the perfect pick for episode 200.

Plus, Trey makes a rhinestoned debut, Chelsey pops champagne all over herself, and the Royal Squad is toasted with gratitude. 🎉💛🍾

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Trey takes aim at coat-over-chair theater goers 😤
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Chelsey finally brings the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer to the podcast!
• (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Much, Much More Than It Seems” (You’re not ready.)
• (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: There is no reply… but boy is there reaction.
• (00:21:04) The Verdict: The Queens crown this infamous review—but do they agree?
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Trey honors a blinding new desk accessory 🔥

• (00:00:35) Introduction & 200th Celebration Begins! 🎉
• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown
• (00:12:14) Review Reading
• (00:15:18) Review Reaction
• (00:21:04) The Verdict
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
• (00:29:00) After Show Tease: Banana Radiation + Banana Game?! 🍌

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Can a $16 voodoo doll really change your fate—or is it just a cute piece of cloth? In this mystical and hilarious episode, Trey and Chelsey unpack a 1 Star Etsy review of a handmade voodoo doll from the shop LunaZingara. With mysterious intentions, spiritual consequences, and a seller reply that pulls no punches, this episode dives headfirst into the metaphysical (and the ridiculous).

Chelsey battles earworm-induced nightmares while Trey literally crafts his own voodoo doll—yes, complete with a topknot and lashes. But when the actual review reveals a disgruntled buyer who bought four dolls and claims “nothing happened,” the Queens dig into what this Etsy review really says about intention, energy, and ethics.

PLUS: Chelsey crowns a local muralist as her Royal Highness and the Queens debate the power of voodoo… and Yelp.

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint: Chelsey loses sleep thanks to earworms and anxiety dreams.
• (00:07:06) Review Breakdown: Trey reveals a 1 Star Etsy review for a voodoo doll from LunaZingara.
• (00:12:14) Review Reading: “Bought four dolls. Nothing happened.” 😅
• (00:15:18) Reply Reaction: The seller responds with an epic takedown, calling out “toxic intentions” and voodoo misconceptions.
• (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews: Are either the reviewer OR the seller worthy of crowns?
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness: Chelsey crowns Coco, the mural artist who painted her jaw-dropping studio wall! 🎨👑
• (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease: Next up—a 4 Star review of a strip club. 💃

• (00:01:08) Lodge A Complaint
• (00:07:06) Voodoo Doll on Etsy
• (00:12:14) 1 Star ETSY Review
• (00:15:18) There's A Reply!
• (00:21:04) Crowning the Reviews
• (00:25:40) My Royal Highness
• (00:27:28) Closing Thoughts + After Show Tease

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