Why are you reincarnated like that? It's an honest question, and one that can only be answered by begging to steal a torch, absconding with a special zippo to kill a guy, learning of an air castle in asteroid space, taking credit for killing an arch villain, telling a sir he's unsteady, cleansing the unclean, beat matching a sacred rascal, fighting dinosaur head pauldrons, refusing to fear the bomb, using magic the win important battles, coming back from Phantasy Star I, referencing ancient Virtual On forums, and bringing the torch home. What can't be, can't be.

00:00:00 Valueless
00:02:28 Intro
00:03:52 Gumbious Temple Invasion
00:13:03 Gumbious Temple Post Invasion
00:15:35 Spaceport
00:18:58 Air Castle Part I
00:33:43 Air Castle Part II
00:38:08 Lashiec
00:50:06 Returning the Torch
00:52:32 Real Net
00:56:03 Outro

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There are things here that I have no clue as to what they are. Help us engage with these strange objects while we're worshipping the flame, putting an anti-blowing string in a hat, looking for lucky finds, acknowledging home invasion, wishing god would kill Chris' house, casually insulting religion, entering the conveyor belt dungeon, spitting out repair kits, merging faith with government, intending to remove a sacred relic, reducing to ashes all that is unclean, doing the complete suite of dew, and yearning for an empowering physical space What is Christ if not a hero from the past?

00:00:00 Pixel Project Radio
00:01:36 Intro
00:03:16 Leaving Esper Mansion
00:04:41 Jut
00:08:01 Jut Houses
00:19:12 Jut Fort Church
00:22:08 Weapon Plant
00:29:14 Gumbious Temple
00:38:22 Real Net

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What a gentle looking face this statue of a woman has. And what gentle ears you have, listener, to hear us injecting life energy into sick people, confirming midi-chlorians, wearing capes from space, meeting a girl of exceptional courage, sexually harassing the nurse, spawning infinite trees that eat people, meeting another anime space princess, seeking Lutz who is also Noah, improving body and soul, blackening the earth, christening a special boy of destiny, and praying for your safety. Yes, we will make it a hospital.

00:00:00 Our Next Miniseries is…
00:02:23 Intro
00:05:14 Meese Sick House
00:14:46 Raja Falls Ill
00:20:56 Carnivorous Forest
00:31:26 Esper Mansion
00:45:48 Inner Sanctuary
00:56:06 Real Net
01:01:29 Outro

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You shouldn't say such unscientific things. Let us us do it while we're somehow waltzing into another JRPG penguin town, "making improvements" to owls, creaming a guy, turning Chaz into a Hero Leader, buying a penguin follower, leading a breeder's life, slaughtering zombies, hearing word of man-eating trees, meeting Dark Element Lars, debating the relationship between monsters and computer, contracting illness, letting the kids go outside, and converting the inn into hospice. Rest in peace to those spirits who are victims of illness

00:00:00 Next Miniseries
00:02:35 Intro
00:05:26 Zosa
00:13:41 Zosa Houses
00:19:34 Climate Control Center
00:29:31 Reshel
00:30:43 Meese
00:35:13 Meese Houses
00:39:38 Real Net
00:45:30 Outro

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My head is out of whack. Solve this neural distress with us as we're growing new hands, making sure vehicles don't get cut, admiring the galaxy map, solving the button mystery, shootin' goop, greeting a treasure chest, putting Satan in the computer, wishing for greater robot lore, pitch-shifting gak, contrasting red and black, failing to fix climate chaos, keeping a special car in space, busting through ice in our new car, speaking with cats, feeling a fond remembrance, and discussing the unparalleled beauty of badminton equipment. I am living a real life version of a life simulator.

00:00:00 Real True Videogaming
00:05:14 Dezolis Spaceport
00:09:23 Kuran
00:18:04 Dark Force
00:29:07 Zelen
00:35:48 Myst Vale
00:43:31 Real Net
00:48:02 Outro

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Two fists is the best situation. But you can also use two ears to hear us speaking with fire, curating creamsicle outerwear, admiring the JRPG snow town, humping a rock, speaking an untranslatable pun, identifying foundational videogame farts, going hard on Tic Tacs, huddling tight on winter nights, looking at this lot with suspicion, buying armor we already have, blowing hats off, thinking of our favorite Tyler, installing a grandfather in every town, respecting father and mother, freebasing Pez, and expecting to see a spaceship buried under the snow grave cave. Trust that body to us.

00:00:00 Coach Dad Update
00:02:47 Intro
00:05:12 Ryuon
00:18:41 Ryoun Houses
00:25:16 Ryoun Bar
00:34:52 Tyler
00:41:09 Tyler Houses
00:50:34 Tyler's Grave
00:52:52 Below the Grave
00:56:41 Real Net
01:03:10 Outro

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What a flamboyant landing! Embrace the reentry glitz as we're always feeling like something is wrong, confusing Marvel Chrises, becoming divided over robots wearing cloaks, shorting out, feeling safe with Wren, witnessing a procession of absurdities, destroying an important temple, dragging an old man around with us, taking a "pleasure trip," guarding what's left of this place, summoning the pocket rover, and wondering if you can make soap dirty. How strange, it's raining machines.

00:00:00 Chris Promotes Goat Soap
00:03:07 Intro
00:05:10 Uncomfortable Space
00:08:21 Red Alert
00:12:50 Crash Landing
00:17:06 Dezolis - Temple of Raja
00:31:10 Dezolis World Map
00:38:24 Real Net
00:46:10 Outro

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Thank goodness you've revived. Now you can listen to us raising a spaceport out of the sand, losing another party member, investigating the dorms, caring for another's child, running out in a tab, remaining an influencer, sorting out the estranged families, falling into crack, slaying ooze, going to SPACE, looking at space, curing the problem, denying weather control, revealing a second teacher, extending the problem we cured, meeting up offline, and digesting gas station pills. Perhaps he was talking about the end of himself.

00:00:00 Bad Break Up
00:01:46 Intro
00:03:10 A Spaceport
00:05:35 Missing Student (Guild Quest)
00:09:29 Kadary Revisited
00:21:49 Fissure of Fear (Guild Quest)
00:29:47 Spaceport
00:32:55 Zelen
00:43:54 Real Net
00:45:29 Outro

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