In this episode we discuss the 1986 short story "Young Zaphod Plays it Safe" by Douglas Adams. Tune in to see if we experience total vocabulary failure.

Cover art a convention sketch by Steve Leialoha.

Here is a story about a man who had too much podcast, and a man who took too much, but don't worry: I'm not going political on you. Instead it is a podcast about Theodore Sturgeon's 1941 short story, "Microcosmic God"

"Microcosmic God" was originally published in Astounding Stories, volume 27, issue 2, which can be read here: https://archive.org/details/Astounding_v27n02_1941-04_dtsg0318/page/n45/mode/2up

Cover art from the same issue, by Schneeman

See archives of Sturgeon-related material here, including interview at UT discussed during the episode: ⁠https://faculty.college.emory.edu/sites/weeks/misc/duncan.html⁠

Read Uranian Worlds here: https://archive.org/details/uranianworldsgui0000garb/page/202/mode/2up

As Felix Henriot came through the streets that January night the fog was stifling, but when he reached his little flat upon the top floor there came a sound of podcasting. Podcasting was stirring about the world. It blew against his windows, but at first so faintly that he hardly noticed it. Then, with an abrupt rise and fall like a wailing voice that sought to claim attention, it called him. He peered through the window into the blurred darkness, listening.

There is no cry in the world like that of the homeless podcaster.

Today we are discussing the story "Sand" by the inimitable Algernon Blackwood. "Sand" was originally published in the 1912 volume Pan's Garden. This is a long one folks, so make sure you have plenty of water and don't forget your sunscreen.

Cover art is a photograph of Blackwood ca. 1951, by Norman Parkinson.

FedShip ASN/29 fell out of the sky and crashed. After a while two men slipped from its cloven skull like brains. They walked a little way and then stood, helmets beneath their arms, and recorded a podcast.

"Beachworld" was first published in the June 1984 issue of Weird Tales. You can read a scan on archive.org: https://archive.org/details/Weird_Tales_v49n01_1984-Fa_AT-sas/page/n15/mode/2up

Cover art from the same issue, credited to "Sukara"

Orne braked to a creaking stop that shifted the load behind him, found himself staring through the windshield at a native of Gienah III. The native crouched on the hood, a Mark XX exploding-pellet rifle in his right hand directed at Orne’s head. In the abrupt shock of meeting, Orne recognized the weapon: standard issue to the marine guards on all R&R survey ships.

The native appeared the twin of the one Orne had seen on the translite screen. The four-fingered hand looked extremely capable around the stock of the Mark XX.

Slowly, Orne put a hand to his throat, pressed the contact button. He moved his speaking muscles: “Just made contact with the mob. One on the hood now has one of our Mark XX rifles aimed at my head.”

The surf-hissing of Stetson’s voice came through the hidden speaker - but it wasn't Stetson's voice, instead a podcast, talking all about Frank Herbert's 1959 short story, "Missing Link."

"Missing Link" was originally published in the February 1959 issue of Astounding Science Fiction. We read the text as it appeared at Project Gutenberg, here: https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/23210/pg23210-images.html

Cover art is from the same issue and credited to Van Dongen.

"History hath triumphed over time, which besideth ith nothing but podcasteth hath triumphed overeth."

- Sir Walteth Raleighth

"Fire Watch" originally published in the February 1982 issue of Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine. Cover art from the 1984 book of the same name, by John Jude Palencar.

You can read it in a "Best of" collection here: https://archive.org/details/bestofisaacasimo0000unse/page/51/mode/1up?view=theater

Or if you prefer one long html: https://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/firewatch.htm

View interior details and 3D model of St. Paul's here:

https://www.myleszhang.org/2020/04/16/st-pauls-cathedral/

Harker slept. Presently he began to moan and twitch, and then cry out. People around him woke up. They watched with interest. Harker was a lone wolf awake, ill-tempered and violent. When, at long intervals, he would have one of his spells, no one was anxious to help him out of it. They liked peeping inside of Harker when he wasn't looking.

Harker didn't care. He was playing in the snow again. He was seven years old, and he was listening to a podcast.

Before you vanish, perhaps you will take it upon yourself to listen to this episode of Reply by Ansible, in which we discuss the 1945 short story "The Vanishing Venusians" by sci-fi superstar Leigh Brackett, originally published in Planet Stories. Cover art from the illustrations accompanying the story, credited to the mononymous CRANK.

Read the scanned version of the original issue on archive.org here: https://archive.org/details/Planet_Stories_v02n10_1945-Sp_sas/page/n25/mode/2up?view=theater , or read the clean-text version as it appeared on Project Gutenberg here: https://archive.org/details/Planet_Stories_v02n10_1945-Sp_sas/page/n25/mode/2up?view=theater

The podcast discussion broadcast from the Martian pleasurecity of Pulambar, was one of the cynical tragi-comedies that the men of Mars love so well. As it unfolded certain gasses were released in the auditorium. They seemed pungent, even acrid, to Neil, who was not used to Martian luxuries,but perhaps you will sniff the fumes with every evidence of pleasure. In this episode we read “The Invading Asteroid” (1932) by Wanly Wade Wellman. We also have a discussion about Perdido Street Station.

(I incorrectly gave the year 1929 for when “The InvadingAsteroid” was first published, but this was incorrect – it did in fact appear for the first time in Monograph No. 15 of Gernsback’s The Science Fiction Series)

Read or download “The Invading Asteroid” here: https://archive.org/details/wellman-manly-wade-science-fiction-series-15-the-invading-asteroid_202110/mode/2up

Cover art an author's profile line-drawing of Wellman from a 1931 issue of Wonder Stories