And the least shall be the first in this week's episode of RTG? First on the docket is a slate of Memories being Made that include: all the ways our (World) Cup runneth over (02:01); some November Nonsense in DC (08:47); and some Magic Sounds (17:44).

Then, it's time for the focus of this week: the Least Valuable Player awards (22:50), a.k.a. James shares a news massive spreadsheet that they made after no one asked for it.

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It's crowded in the paint this week, but the RTG? crew will find a way to fit in: a high school running back with record-breaking Myleage (02:09); players in Türkiye whose gooses are cooked (06:39); Owls getting their wings clipped (13:02); and the show's two favorite Washington Football Teams (15:46). And that's all before they even get to this week's guest: the Rotoworld Football Show and Bad Faith Times's Denny Carter!

After hearing talking to Denny about what it's like to cover fantasy football and the rightwing attempt to dissolve the federal government at the same time (21:54), the Guy-bunal gets a chance to way in on some fondly remembered cetaceans for Hall of Guy consideration (38:23).

Be sure to check out Denny's work at NBC Sports, Bad Faith Times, and BlueSky.

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It's time to honor some of the best Cameo Guy performances of the past season, and the Academy turns to the Guy-bunal to deliberate. First, a roundup of what's Making Memories, including: some Saturday Afternoon Lights (03:46); a terf on turf (12:15); the biggest Jets sale this side of the Department of Defense (17:55); and the most uplifting 90 point blowout ever (19:37).

The Guy-bunal takes time to acknowledge some Guys who couldn't crack the nominee list (29:18), before diving into the new class of: an I-95 ornithologist (35:39); a Venusian Woman (42:06); and the third Sedin brother (53:02). After those three, there's still a last chance for cases to be plead for the remaining nominees (57:34) before the formal induction of the Hall of Guy Season 14 Class (1:04:47).

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Before the Guy-bunal introduces their final nominee of the season, they'll speed through what's Making Memories for them, including: a hat trick soccer stories from Xavier involving qualified corruption (04:54); the sequel to Sharktopus (08:01); and some fowl play in Turkiye (10:29); Diaz playing meteorologist with a Mayweather report (12:30); and then James with a eulo-Guy (15:30). Then it's time for the final Cameo Guy to make an appearance in everyone's favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie involving a genetically modified pregnancy: Twins (20:52).

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If we had a nickel for every Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie involving a genetically modified pregnancy, we'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that there's two of them

The Guy-bunal returns for another entry in season 14, starting with Memories being Made about a host of items, like: a fallen king (02:49); a poker face (05:46); election cycles (08:14); the ma-Fifa (12:46); court drama (13:37); and our not-better angels (15:27).

Then, it's time for this week's cameo Guy, a Philly favorite who might not have played for the Eagles but who spent plenty of his time with other birds of a feather (17:47).

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A famously amrless statue could use a helping hand, and the Guy-bunal is happy to provide assistance, first off with a host of things making memories for them, including: quarterback on truck driver violence (04:01); quarterback on record book violence (06:58); cousin on cousin violence (12:36); coach on reporter violence (15:56); basketball getting a techn(olog)ical (19:34); and some unhappy news from Happy Valley (22:39).

Then, it's time for this week's Cameo Guy, a women's basketball legend who went from the half-shell to the hardcourt (27:18).

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The Guy-bunal will soon be 2/3 of the way through this batch of nominees, but first they'll need to get through what's Making Memories for them all, including: finding out what rocks right now at Georgetown (02:51); learning about the efforts to exterminate some Bullants (06:49); cycling through some team names (11:08); an elite trade in the NFL (12:35); wooden spoons (16:06); and everyone's favorite new owl (19:19). Then it's time for this week's Cameo Guy, as Xavier celebrates a former gunner who's long been ig-Nord (23:41).

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We've entered the spooky season, but have no fear - the Guy-bunal is back with another episode, starting with a host of things Making Memories for them: a Guy signed off the street (03:10); some Guys retiring their own jerseys (05:22); some soccer pitches from Diaz (07:10); the percolating of pre-season basketball (10:49); and the colder sport months ahead (13:26). Then it's time for this week's Cameo Guy who can double dip on union representation with the NBPA and SAG (16:06).

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