Episodios

  • 617: A Big Ol' Mind Flush

    617: A Big Ol' Mind Flush
    Apr 10 2026
    This week Log discovers audio books, Steve's had a camera up his arse and Gav could do with a camera in his brain. DISCLAIMER: the hosts of Regular Features are NOT doctors so please don't listen to their medical advice no matter how adamant they are that you DO listen to it.
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    53 m
  • 616: Scream If You Want Bill Oddie's Tubby Toast

    616: Scream If You Want Bill Oddie's Tubby Toast
    Mar 18 2026
    What's that in your mouth? Drop it! Give it here. Oh, it's an episode of the Regular Features podcast. In this one, Log gives Bill Oddie his flowers, Joe treats us to a day in the life of a ghost-face killer, and Steve shares his numerous gripes of which there are loads actually.
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    38 m
  • 615: Robot Uncle Merkel Carer

    615: Robot Uncle Merkel Carer
    Mar 3 2026
    This episode of Regular Features is funded in part by the British Associate of Uncles (BAU), because if it's not your mother's brother, well what the hell are we even doing here. In this one, Joe's got robot hoover problems, Log wants to know who's gonna push him around in his wheelbarrow when he's old, and Steve gets to know a former Chancellor what done disappeared because nobody remember to believe in her aww.
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    36 m
  • 614: Quiet Little Trash Boy

    614: Quiet Little Trash Boy
    Feb 9 2026
    Hello this is the news. In the past hour United Nations has announced that we have flopped through a temporal squirmhole into the rotten Time Dimension, and that we had better get used to living under the autocratic regime of supreme leader Doctor Time and his dope calendars. In this episode of the podcast, Steve dives into the good doctor's rude past, Gav tests our song intro knowledge, and Joe meets the world's foremost expert in being oh so freakin' quiet. Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and select "dance" from the drop-down menu. "Mesmerising Galaxy", "Burn the World Waltz" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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    45 m
  • 613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them

    613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them
    Jan 16 2026
    To listen to this podcast, you must solve a riddle: What goes on four feet in the morning, two feet at noon, and three feet in the evening? Stumped? The answer is that it is a dog who, just before 12pm, decides to pretend to be a human so that it can buy cigarettes. Later that day, it hardens one of the cigarettes with wax, and uses it as a crutch because its hind legs are so sore. Anyway, I've been the Sphinx, you've been great! This week: Joe has been freed from lump ambiguity. Log provides an insight into his bold medical future. Matt is here, and makes comments throughout.
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    34 m
  • 612: The Ramblemas 2026

    612: The Ramblemas 2026
    Jan 7 2026
    2026! The future! What will it bring? Cool-ass sunglasses probably?? According to the thumbnail of this podcast - yes! But also, here's another edition of our RAMBLEMAS tradition where we record solo features and whack em all together like a podcast frankenstein.
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    41 m
  • 611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing

    611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing
    Dec 24 2025
    Yuletide, I'll tide, we'll all tide, for yuletide. That's the Regular Features promise to you, on this, the most Jesus day of the Formula 1 race calendar. On this day in 1952, our lord and saviour got born out of a forgotten easter egg in Bethlehem. And lo did he look upon his flock and say "humpdaaaaay". And when they did say to Jesus, "lord, humpday was yesterday", Christ did say unto them, "humpdaaaaaay" and "ready for the weekeeeeeend". In this one: Steve's kringling, Joe's spilling secrets, and Matt kinkshames the messiah.
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    52 m
  • 610: Bees Behaving Badly

    610: Bees Behaving Badly
    Dec 17 2025
    This one was recorded in person so we got 1. very excited and 2. very naughty. No presents for us this year hahahahahdds
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    58 m