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Phillies are 49-43. Mitch reveals a rampant but relevant animal control issue down in Miami. The bloke Gordon asks, "Its Chewsday innit?" Mitty unearths a smattering of quotes from Phillies, old and new, that boil the blood and warm the heart. Andrew keeps the score on where the lads stand as it pertains to PMI's Preseason Prop Bets. The path to the postseason is laid out with 70 games to play.