Real Women Fart Too!

We’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, a pet vacuum we won’t shut up about, and emotional chaos disguised as personal growth. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis ease into the year with real-life updates that somehow turn into deep reflections, questionable internet behavior, and conversations that spiral exactly where they’re supposed to.

We talk adult purchases that make you feel ancient, becoming the sole owner of a house (yes, with an ex present), unexpected career wins, and what it’s like when things finally start aligning — even when your brain wants everything to happen right now. We unpack instant gratification vs. enjoying the journey, human design revelations (including being labeled an extremist), and why maybe you’re not chaotic… maybe you’re just a manifesting generator.

Things take a sharp (and hilarious) turn as we dive into TikTok algorithms exposing men everywhere, porn boundaries in relationships, golden retriever partners who somehow manage extremist energy, and the sacred timeline of farting in front of your significant other. Pregnancy gas, sleep farts, silent victories, and bathroom boundaries included — because nothing is off-limits here.

It’s funny, reflective, wildly unhinged, and somehow still grounding. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨

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