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The stakes are high, for the first time in a year we have an excuse to kiss a girl, and odds are they are actually also looking for a kiss.

Less face directly off with forced momentum and see if the object that moves everyone can move an immovable object.

What should have been a straightforward trip turns into a liminal, cocktail-fueled odyssey through the uniquely unhinged ecosystem of the airport. In Airport Odyssey, I unravel the disorientation of delayed timelines, forced small talk, and the strange authority figures who control your fate while insisting everything is “totally normal.”

A simple errand spirals into a full-blown moral standoff when I walk into the deli section expecting sustenance and walk out questioning power, pride, and who’s really in charge behind the counter.

What starts as a reluctant step into a fluorescent-lit gym quickly turns into an existential comedy about routine, self-image, and how we end up places we once swore we’d never be.