Two high schoolers are up to some standard fantasy youthful stuff. Barney Springboro (Scott Baio) is a science pro! While working in the lab, he accidentally concocts a formula that gives him telekinesis. His buddy, Peyton Nichols (Willie Aames), wants to harness that power to get women out of their tops and to win some serious money betting. Barney doesn’t seem to like that idea all too much, but he doesn’t have a better one of his own. Really, there doesn’t seem to be a plan to use any of these powers. Bernadette (Felice Schachter) is trying to study these unique abilities – and all of Barney. Principal Coolidge (Robert Mandan) is just trying to get a date. RTS accompanies Dexter (Scatman Crothers) in the boiler room. That’s where the real party is. There’s A LOT of salami talk. Jeremy chugs some beers and heads to the Tilt-a-Whirl. La-Mar goes full Zap at the prom. Watch out for flying fruit and the firehose. Collin wields true ultimate power; everyone now thinks he’s possessed. Teens with undefined powers and lofty dreams! What could go wrong?

Through a series of moments in time, we learn about Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) who was born in the highlands of Scotland. He is an immortal swordsman who has been trained by Ramirez (Sean Connery) and prepares for “The Gathering” in NYC. The winner will obtain “The Prize.” As the end battle approaches, the Kurgan (Clancy Brown) is going on a murderous rampage – immortals or not. He is determined to be the only one, “there can be only one.” In addition to this immortal battle, Brenda (Roxanne Hart) is working forensics and is trying to get a peek at Connor’s mythical sword (all puns intended). RTS sets up an amazing multilevel antique shop/home. You never know where the elevators will take you. Jeremy starts calling everyone a “haggis.” La-Mar hangs out with Macleod’s cousin Dougal. That guy knows where to get a drink. Collin whips up some baked goods for “The Gathering.” It’s nice to have refreshments at a time like this. Sharpen your blades, watch your necks and let Queen drive the music in this 80s fantasy adventure. “Who wants to live forever?”

John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a sweet, ex-military man trying to live his retired life with his daughter, Jenny (Alyssa Milano). When he’s not logging or walking around with logs, he’s eating ice cream and feeding wild deer. Now, Arius (Dan Hedaya) and his number one thug, Bennett (Vernon Wells), pull John back into the game by kidnapping Jenny. John is all Command-NO about it! He somehow teams up with Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong) to fly planes and get things done. Is Cindy the new mom? RTS checks out some brochures to Val Verde. Between the warlords, plotting and potential alien monsters, this place has something for everyone. La-Mar tells a bunch of people they’ll die last. He lied about it. They’re taken out rather quickly. Collin starts wearing his own chainmail vest. The trend has started to take off. Brent makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut by jumping out of a plane and leaving bodies along the way. Also, he’s going full commando! ‘Tis the season!