In this episode, we’re breaking down the real price of trading sweatpants for slacks. From $18 salads to skyrocketing childcare and grooming costs, heading back to the office could be draining your bank account by nearly $3,000 a month. But wait—there’s more! We’re spilling the tea on who really benefits from RTO (spoiler: it’s not you). From big biz to real estate moguls, we unpack the money trail behind the push to fill those cubicles. If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Is this desk job worth the dry cleaning bill?”—this one’s for you.

• The RTO economy is giving Real Housewives drama—everyone's got a stake, from your boss to the billionaire behind the office lease
• Between gas, grub, grooming, and a sitter, going back to the office can cost more than Tay-tay floor seats
• Your neighborhood café and dry cleaner miss your weekday meltdown lattes—local businesses are as thirsty for your return as you are for the hot barista behind the counter
• Know the hidden costs so you don’t end up broke and bitter—negotiate benefits like you're Olivia Pope in Prada
• Office buildings are the clingy exes of the economy—they need you back to feel whole again
• Perks like transit stipends and childcare credits may be buried in your HR handbook like an Easter egg—go on a treasure hunt, baby

• 00:06 – Sweatpants to Pay Pants: The Cost of Comfort
• 00:16 – Who’s Really Profiting from Your Office Comeback?
• 06:11 – Desk Jobs & Dollar Signs: The RTO Ripple Effect
• 09:39 – Latte Gaps & Local Crashes: Pandemic Fallout IRL
• 12:04 – Office Life on a Budget: Slay, Don’t Pay
• 13:32 – HR Secrets: Unlocking the Perks You Deserve