• Director: Ted Kotcheff (Weekend at Bernies, First Blood, Shattered Glass)
• Writers: Evan Jones, Kenneth Cook, Ted Kotcheff
• Stars: Donald Pleasance, Gary Bond, Chips Rafferty

You ever lost all your money gambling and crashed out so hard you ended up fucking weirdly hot Donald Pleasance in his outback flop house shack after he eats kangaroo balls?

No?

Well, fucking keep it to yourself, okay? We've been going through it.

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• Director: Wes Craven
• Writers: Wes Craven
• Stars: Brandon Quinton Adams (Moonwalker), Ving Rhames, Everett McGill, Wendy Robie

There are two Wes Cravens inside you: one is a very important and influential horror movie director who has changed the face of horror irrevocably forever. The other is a goofball who scores child murder with a slide whistle. The People Under the Stairs is a battle between the two of them where neither may survive.

Included in this episode:

• Wes Craven attempts race commentary!
• Did Wes really wanna make the Goonies?
• Eat your landlord before they eat you!
• After a while, old houses just develop slides that come out of the cabinets.
• Horrific but somehow hilarious animal violence (when animal actors are too good for their parts)
• Wes Craven says ACAB

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It's time for us to finally grant Ben's wish and set free the horror comedy that's been on their list since the first episode of this show: it's Tucker and Dale Vs Evil!

Our good friend and letterer extraordinaire Jodie Troutman is here to share in the laughs and the scares, but mostly just laughs, because Jodie doesn't do startling movies.

Prepare to spend some time in the woods with a man who is a bear and fall in love with him. Also, feel very sorry for poor Alan Tudyk and his long string of painful looking injuries.

• Jodie - Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives
• Emily- Bodies Bodies Bodies, The Blackening. X-Files - Bad Blood
• Ben - Young Frankenstein
• Jeremy - Little Evil

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