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KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa?

This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult supervision. We spiral from Japan apparently treating KFC like holy communion on Christmas, to Chick‑fil‑A setting the global standard for customer service, to Chris discovering you can schedule texts like it’s brand-new witchcraft. Somewhere in there, we calculate how financially irresponsible the 12 Days of Christmas actually is and argue whether Home Alone is secretly a Christian movie… before immediately explaining why it makes absolutely zero sense from a legal, parental, or logical standpoint.

Then things get festive and unhinged. We break down Christmas trivia no one asked for (like Donner allegedly being Rudolph’s dad), try to figure out what the hell Kwanzaa actually is, and ask some slightly offensive questions about it that will definitely age poorly. There’s beet strips (don’t ask), Florida charging $50 for a plastic license, Christmas conspiracy theories, and the eternal problem of what to buy the person who already owns everything—and doesn’t need another candle. We also play games like This or That – Christmas Edition, Would You Rather – Christmas Edition, and match the best-selling gifts of the 90s to the correct year, which is way harder than it should be if you claim to love nostalgia.

We wrap it up with Pour Choices (liquid courage), a holiday work outing recap, and AskReddit gems about the worst gifts people have ever received and everyone’s hottest Christmas takes. So like, smash subscribe or don’t—we’ll still be here arguing about Die Hard and judging your Secret Santa choices either way. Drop a comment if you’ve ever gotten socks from someone who definitely hates you.

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Chapters
INTRO – 00:00
DIE HARD WON’T DIE – 2:25
TECHNOLOGY UPDATES – 3:51
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – 7:30
HOME ALONE IS A CHRSTIAN MOVIE – 13:25
HOME ALONE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE – 15:37
BEET STRIPS – 18:40
CHRISTMAS TRIVIA – 20:25
RUDOLPF THE RED NOSED REINDEER – 28:11
HAPPY KWANZAA! – 28:55
KWANZAA QUESTIONS – 34:20
THIS OR THAT – CHRISTMAS EDITION – 37:05
SACRIFICIAL LICENSE RENEWAL – 41:03
WHAT DO YOU GET THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING? – 42:41
CHRISTMAS CONSPIRACY THEORIES – 45:02
BEST SELLING GIFTS OF THE 90'S – 54:23
WOULD YOU RATHER - CHRISTMAS EDITION – 58:41
THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES – 01:00:23
HOLIDAY WORK OUTING – 01:03:01
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST GIFT YOU’VE GOTTEN FOR CHRISTMAS? – 01:05:19
ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR CHRISTMAS HOT TAKE? – 01:11:18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! – 01:21:42
OUTRO – 01:23:29

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Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at Panera

If you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to answer that question.

In this episode of Pour Choices Show, the boys dig into some real philosophical brain benders—like whether Bingo was the farmer or the dog, why the alphabet is in that weird-ass order, and if Netflix is about to turn Harry Potter into a drag brunch. David admits he didn’t know “striped pajamas” had Holocaust vibes, Chris caught a homeless dude punching the clown in a Panera bathroom, and somewhere in between, they hand out heartfelt advice for terrible human beings.

We also find out that nudists apparently have a capital, and the only thing weirder than that is the fact that Chris's boss wants to know everyone’s favorite tree. Oh, and don’t miss our totally serious survival breakdown of the Jeff Bezos Naked Island $1.3M Challenge, where you’ve got weekly Amazon credits and no WiFi—but hey, at least there’s a U2 iPod and angry monkeys to keep you company. Toss in some Pour Choices, a couple wild Ask Reddit segments (including a nudist AMA), and our usual chaos, and you've got yourself another episode your therapist would recommend skipping.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:45 – WHO IS CONFUSCIUS?
4:35 – WILL NETFLIX RUIN HARRY POTTER?
9:13 – DON'T CALL IT A TREE-MAIL
12:27 – WHY DOES THE ALPHABET EXIST IN THAT ORDER?
17:31 – WAS BINGO THE NAME OF THE FARMER OR THE DOG?
19:39 – CHRISTMAS NOSTALGIA
20:56 – STRIPED PAJAMAS
25:42 – DOUBLE DARE 2025
28:33 – GREAT ADVICE FOR $HITTY PEOPLE
35:55 – HOME ALONE 5 – HOMELESS & ALONE
40:57 – NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
52:19 – COME TOGETHER
53:13 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
59:14 – WHICH IS MORE FRUSTRATING?
1:02:42 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT – I’M A NUDIST, ASK ME ANYTHING
1:09:23 – ASK REDDIT – IF YOU COULD SEND A 10 SECOND MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH AT ONCE, WHAT WOULD IT SAY?
1:12:02 – POOR OLD MEN
1:14:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:16:12 – OUTRO

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Blood, Bischoff & the $35K Cosplay

This week’s episode is basically a wrestling fan fever dream, because Glacier himself crashes the show — yes, the man with the $500,000 entrance, the $35,000 armor, and the coldest gimmick WCW ever attempted without getting sued by Mortal Kombat. The ice melts immediately when he tells us about a little kid’s priceless reaction to meeting Glacier in the wild, then we hit him with a game of “Is It True?” where we fact check his Wikipedia entry. From being the first All‑State player out of Brunswick, to carving his father’s badge number into his armor, to auditioning for Walker Texas Ranger and doing stunt work for Disney — the man has lived 14 lifetimes and looks like he could still hit a spinning back kick today.

Glacier breaks down how wrestlers basically play “themselves but turned up to 11,” why his debut was delayed longer than Half-Life 3, how DDP helped shape his career, and whether Goldberg’s spear actually separated souls from bodies. He even talks about the strongest guy in the locker room, his cinematic masterpiece with Kurt Angle (River of Darkness), and the one moment from his entire career that hits different. And because he apparently trusts us, he drops real wisdom like: “Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.” Meanwhile we’re 90% reacting poorly.

After Glacier heads out, we immediately return to being gremlins — recapping everything we learned, drafting our Best 5-Man Wrestling Team, spiraling through Ask Reddit’s reasons people quit WWE, and of course… This Week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with childhood nostalgia than adult beverages and poor decision-making.

So smash subscribe like you’re hitting a Goldberg spear, like the video if Glacier ever made you spam the kick button in WCW vs NWO Revenge, and drop a comment telling us your all-time favorite wrestling entrance (bonus points if it involved pyros or lawsuits).

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:15 – PREPPING FOR GLACIER
2:45 – BLOOD RUNS COLD!
8:24 – WCW VIDEO GAMES
12:00 – IS IT TRUE – 1st ALL-STATE PLAYER
15:19 – IS IT TRUE - $500,000 ENTRANCE
19:50 – IS IT TRUE - $35,000 COSTUME?
23:41 – THE ART OF THE PERSONA
30:52 – IS IT TRUE – #126
32:57 – IS IT TRUE – WALKER TEXAS RANGER
34:36 – IS IT TRUE – INDIANA JONES STUNTMAN
37:33 – THE HOGAN TURN
42:25 – A GLACIER'S BEST FRIEND
47:59 – THE ORIGIN OF GLACIER
51:26 – LIFE IS 10% WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND 90% HOW YOU REACT TO IT
56:03 – HATERS GONNA HATE
1:03:50 – THE GOLDBERG SPEAR
1:07:44 – STRONGEST GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM
1:10:42 – RIVER OF DARKNESS
1:14:11 – GLACIERS FAVORITE MOMENT
1:18:36 – WELCOME TO THE SHOW
1:22:50 – ERIC BISCHOFF & POWER PLANT
1:28:25 – THE ICE HAS MELTED
1:30:46 – STARSTRUCK
1:37:47 – BEST 5 MAN WRESTLING TEAM DRAFT
1:44:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHY DID YOU STOP WATCHING WRESTLING?
1:48:47 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:49:09 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
1:51:45 – OUTRO

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