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Part B kicks off with our favourite French Bulldog (well, equal favourite) disgracing himself. Sound is fixed and we uncover the secret of the old club songs sung by The Fable Singers in 1972

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We've split this one because the first 20 minutes (part A) has a few audio issues (sorry!) Fixed in Part B :) Martin is of course Cock-A-Hoop after Opening Round and Dom wants to talk about anything other than footy

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I caught up with Paddy and Mark ("Edmo") in London in the off season and talked fishmongers, bloodbaths, pies and dogs. Oh and of course, Bazzball...

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In Part 2 we analyse how cheer squads should use the principles of curling in AFL games and Martin complains for three hours about the draw. Again

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We're back! Join us in 2026 for a no-insight, pointless ramble around the world of AFL or anything else we notice

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In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest updates from the AFL, including team changes, player injuries, and reflections on the preliminary finals. They delve into the emotional aspects of player selection for the grand final and share insights from the recent Brownlow Medal ceremony, highlighting both achievements and controversies. The conversation also touches on cultural observations within the league, particularly regarding player names and team perceptions. In this episode, the hosts delve into various topics ranging from the quirks of language to predictions for the upcoming grand final. They analyze team performances, particularly focusing on Collingwood and GWS, and discuss the importance of mental resilience in sports. The conversation also touches on Formula One, the rise of zero alcohol beverages, and the challenges of creating good non-alcoholic wine. Finally, they brainstorm ideas for their own 'Pointless Awards' to celebrate the most trivial moments of the season.

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In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of the AFL, including game scheduling, team performance, and the upcoming grand final. They discuss the peculiarities of match timings, express confidence in their teams, and critique the AFL's award systems. The conversation also touches on the controversial State of Origin scheduling, player trades, and the proposed Tassie stadium. With humor and camaraderie, they explore the dynamics of fan loyalty and the absurdities of the sport, culminating in predictions for the grand final.

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Just Martin and Dom this week, dissecting the big finals stories, like if Pendlebury is "unflappable", who is the AFL's most "flappable" player? And how good would it be if we replaced the goalposts with lasers? Not to mention some great names in the teams - like Bruce Reville (aka Breville) or the Brisbane Lions (Brions) and Fremantle Dockers (Frockers)... you get the picture