Pilot Episode: Cactus Juice, Bad Takes & Two More White Guys with Microphones

Oh look, Episode 1 — the origin story of this beautiful disaster.

🎙 Pilot Episode: Cactus Juice, Bad Takes & Two More White Guys with Microphones

Just what the world needed… two more white guys starting a podcast. You’re welcome, Earth.

In this debut episode of Every Other White Guy, the boys:

• Officially introduce the pod and admit they have absolutely zero authority on anything they talk about
• Reveal that their wives are actually the producers, pick all the topics, and control a buzzer like a shock collar for bad opinions
• Debut the now-iconic Drink of the Week segment with cactus juice (margarita liqueur in shot form)
  • Jay: 8.9/10 — basically liquid religion
  • Mac: 6.7/10 — “It’s good, but I’m not proposing to it”
• Wander into sports:
  • U of A basketball hype
  • Mizzou pain
  • Chiefs talk
  • Why the Dodgers might be ruining baseball
• Confess their go-to karaoke songs, questionable fast food orders, and deeply serious beer preferences
• Soft-launch their first fake sponsor: tap water — “double tap” if it’s over ice
• Answer producer-planted questions about:
  • AI picking fantasy football teams
  • Their girlfriends/wives reading spicy fantasy books with unhinged sex scenes
  • And whether they care (spoiler: not really, as long as they’re the ones benefitting)

Is it chaotic? Yes. Is it polished? Absolutely not.
Does it sound like two friends who could talk for 8 hours at a bar? 100%.

🎧 Listen to Episode 1 now and watch the rough draft of what might eventually become your new favorite background chaos.
💌 Send us topics, drink ideas, or fantasy-football-level bad opinions: [e-mail]

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