Righto, in this week’s episode we go over the chaos from UFC Perth, preview the bangers lined up for UFC 320, and as always, we’ve got a stack of fight news, dodgy takes, and questionable predictions.

We’ve got the usual Mutt Multi (PPV), and things get a bit heated in the Head-to-Head with Jack, Matt, and Brad all throwing their two cents in and a few insults while they’re at it.

🧨 New Fights Locked In:

• BSD vs Beneil

• Hooker vs Arman

• Belal vs Garry

• Brady vs Morales

🗞️ MMA News You Didn’t Ask For:

• Conor wants White House money, reckons he’s negotiating with Trump himself

• Dillashaw’s coaching Emmett now? What’s going on there

• Jenkins breaks “only” 5 legs this time

• Big Ank & Poatan cross paths, is Ank actually keen to scrap?

• Lopes vs Silva drama, did he get Molly wopped or nah? Brad reckons he had a carton of eggs on his scone

• JDM calling a KO, Strickland getting sued, Tafa’s record getting side-eyed

• Wanderlei KO’d by a bloke in a tux after a boxing event. no, seriously

• Dana’s still got boxing dreams

• Plus heaps more nonsense

🏋️‍♂️ Aspinall’s looking massive, Belato’s dropping sneaky stats, and Dave Shaw chats about that Magny stoppage. Oh and we give a quick shout about the Broncos vs Storm GF.

Righto, we’re back previewing UFC Perth this week and throwing out a few Piestrong punts for the crowd. Some cracking matchups on this card, so we’re having a proper look.

Bit going on in the fight world too
Fiziev’s out and it looks like Gamrot’s stepping in against Charles
Ilia vs Paddy’s being lined up for UFC 324 - fair to say one of those blokes is getting exposed
Danaher’s had a swing at Moneyberg (yep, that’s still a thing)
Conor reckons he’s fighting Chandler on a White House card… we’ll believe it when we see it
The Jake Paul vs Andre August Davis circus kicks off
Darren Till’s loving life, who should he punch next
Danis reckons Holland’s an easy lay up to the rankings
Poatan’s hitting mitts like a demon, apparently Big Ank hid from him at the PI (can’t blame him)
Movsar’s calling out contenders, probably because he knows the title shot isn’t coming
Paddy calls his shot… and somehow insults all of Spain in the process
Islam and JDM keep their undefeated runs going and it’s looking scary
JDM’s training with Bam Bam now so you know it’s getting loose
And no, there’s still no Francis for that PFL heavyweight title fight. Yawn

We wrap it all up with some current events, a couple of hot takes, and a deep philosophical debate
Baccarat, Jack’s first hand at the casino on the weekend. Player or Banker?

Alright, strap in.

In this episode we unpack Crawford vs Canelo on Netflix.

Jon Anik once again carried the UFC commentary team, Dana looked like he was ready for a nap, and somehow Mr Beast copped a punch from Tyson. The pacing? Mate, 4 fights over 4+ hours. That’s not a fight card, that’s punishment.

🛎️ UFC Noche Recap + UFC Perth Preview
Bit of a look back at Noche, and we’re looking ahead to UFC Perth, should be a banger if everyone shows up awake this time. Bit of chat about who’s rising, who’s coasting, and what might blow up on the Aussie card.

📢 Fight Announcements & News

• Costa vs Shara reckon he bailed once he heard Costa’s game plan.

• Fluffy’s out, Brendan Allen steps in, does this open the door for Imavov vs Khamzat?

• Strickland fronts up to Moneyberg, like, literally.

• Jon Jones gives Dana an apology no one asked for.

• Kelvin can’t make weight. Again.

• Holm apparently turned down a fat payday for a rematch.

• Silva and Lopez nearly chuck hands in a hotel lobby.

• Conor’s pulled out of the presidential race and… signed Obie Trice to a label? I dunno, mate.

🧨 Hot Takes & Unpopular Opinions
A bunch of journos reckon the UFC’s got a star power issue, I call bullshit. Just ’cause no one’s touching peak-Conor doesn’t mean the roster’s empty. You’ve got O’Malley, Khamzat, Ilia, Islam, JDM, DDP, Jones, all household names now, not just niche fight fans. The game’s changed. Stop comparing everyone to McGregor in 2016.

📰 Random Mayhem & Current Events

• Charlie Kirk’s apparently been murdered — the online reaction is proper cooked.

• Paul vs Davis not happening in Georgia, and Lopes is shadowboxing KO scenarios already.

• Big year ahead in 2026. Could be chaos.