One Good Bid Deserves a Murder (Season 2, Episode 17)

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Mr. Readford and I have something in common, and it's not the fact that we're both in the Boston society pages. We both came here tonight for a diary auction, and we didn't get one. What did we get? We got murder. Going once! Going twice ! Going three times! Sold! We got Harry McGraw shiners. Going once! Going Twice. Going three times! Sold! We got drugged Jessica Fletcher, Boudoir magazine, and chess sets that survived the Spanish Inquisition. But we did not get our diary auction.

We ask the important questions. Who brought the Vaseline covered headshot? Did she get second billing to the rabbit at the magic show? Was he a throb? Is her hair a messy donut hat? And also How? Are you supposed to fondle the armoire at an auction? Is this a D.A.R.E. situation? Today on Murder, She Recapped!