October 2025 Horoscopes: A Frightening Halloween Forecast

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, LIBRA!!!

Well, sort of. Susan Miller is so focused on the terror that awaits all of us this November that she doesn’t devote nearly enough of her forecast this month to October and Libra season. So Laura and Alex want to wish the Libras an especially happy birthday since Susan doesn’t seem equipped to do so at this moment.

The episode begins with an update from Laura in Hawaii. She has been tracking the activity of a local volcano, the explosive vibes of which turn out to be in line with Susan’s forecasts this month. Laura also reveals that she was granted access to Susan’s Discord by a friend and noticed a number of posts from someone the gals dub Maybe-Valerie, the possible successor to Not-Courtney.

The gals then turn to Susan’s note to her readers. Let’s just say that Susan did not enjoy September 2025. She gives an update on her apartment woes and on her most recent Susan Miller Business Woman initiative, which sadly was the victim of eclipse season! That’s right–the Fireside Chat Network was eclipsed out. Laura and Alex report on the entire debacle, which includes detailed instructions from Susan Miller Customer Service Representative on how subscribers can request a refund.

Next up is a discussion of the horoscopes. The gals believe that Susan’s terrible September influenced her writing this month because her predictions are A LOT. And not in a positive way. In all the October forecasts that the gals read, Susan feels compelled to focus on November, a month that evidently no one will enjoy and will be lucky to get out of alive.

Laura and Alex tell Libra what to expect in October, but mostly what to expect in November. Then Laura informs Taurus that while Jupiter is on their side, they must accomplish everything in October before the terror of November hits, and Alex warns Scorpio about the awful birthday month that awaits them. The episode ends with Laura’s attempts to make everyone feel better after such traumatic horoscopes.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 07:45

Libra: 17:46

Taurus: 25:48

Scorpio: 34:08

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