OMG In Paris: Twenty Questions, and Missed Trains

In Part 2 of OH MY GOD: Misadventures in French Wine Country, Jeff the cycling‑tour guide faces his greatest challenge yet: convincing OMG that Paris — yes, Paris — actually has things to do.

While Grumpy and Mr. Personality decide to enjoy a half‑day in the city, OMG bombards Jeff with twenty rapid‑fire questions about whether to stay in Paris or take an early train to the Loire Valley. After declaring there is “nothing to do in Paris,” OMG manages to make Jeff late for the train… and that’s when everything unravels.

The conductor refuses to let Jeff board with bikes, sending Jeff all the way back to the tour office — a disaster that could’ve been avoided if he’d arrived just a few minutes earlier.

This hilarious travel‑gone-wrong story blends:

• Paris tourism mishaps

• Loire Valley cycling adventures

• French train drama

• A guide’s patience pushed to the limit

Perfect for listeners who love travel stories, comedy, and the unpredictable charm of group tours in France.