We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Goblins keep fighting Kobalds
• Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO
• Steven-shit-eater was the best of us

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We learn:

• We got drive-thru! That was fun
• Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow.
• Reading books to old people sucks

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• Giants are sometimes pacifists
• There are times when jujitsu can’t help you
• Elton made a race-war hole

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We learn:

• My car makes weird sounds
• The kid gets to school and its really boring
• A party bus with hot women!

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• A Squonk is acquired
• A Troll is fought
• Meepo is actually useful

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We learn:

• This kid is never going to get sent to school
• Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer
• She’s been living in an actual closet?

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We learn:

• The blood room is toxic
• The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her
• Our hero is going to school

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We learn:

• Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her
• There’s a blood room for time outs
• You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die

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