We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??).

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:35 Intro

5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner?

12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll"

13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe

15:00 GMDR

16:49 Tee Ball

19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is

21:35 Creepy Crawlies

25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator

26:22 Ken Burns Core(s)

27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker

29:58 Ball Inspection

32:26 B Course Meal

35:58 Fire Safety

38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B?

39:49 Job Hunting

41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium

43:38 Percy Fariway's background

49:28 Outro

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FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀.

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

01:58 Intro

03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences

07:49 The Basics of the Course

14:50 Hole Seven

15:54 The Riddle and Course B

18:39 Hole Eleven

21:30 Hole Three

23:28 Hole Two

25:20 Hole Sixteen

26:51 Hole Five

28:48 Hole Twelve

31:00 Hole Nine

32:58 Hole Six

36:01 Hole Fifteen

40:13 Hole Eighteen

43:58 Hole Ten

45:57 Hole Thirteen

48:15 Hole Four

51:05 Hole One

53:04 Hole Eight

54:26 Hole Fourteen

57:06 Hole Seventeen

58:58 Recapping the Holes

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In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building.

Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race

Recent commentary track: The Witches (1990) Commentary Track

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Timestamps:

00:00 CFB News

2:03 Intro

5:24 Our understanding of DMVs

8:44 Setting the scene

16:22 DMV 2000/3000

18:03 Employees and stations

30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War?

46:56 "In the future..."

53:08 Conclusion + outro

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