The girls love their wine even if it’s being served out of a large dick and balls decanter! These girls will stop at nothing for their booze.

Scarlet’s celebrating an A like the academic weapon she is… while Ivy is running on zero sleep which her gyno will for sure be asking questions!

We’re talking:

• The fishbowl + pizza combo that started it all
• Friendships: the good, the bad, and the straight-up ugly.
• The girl fight that turned into a long-standing feud and ended in a headlock
• How some bitches don’t get back into VIP seating

Not every friendship is built to last—some ride with you for life, and others hit an expiration date you can’t ignore.

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This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe.

Oh—and it gets worse.

We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.)

Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast.

Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first.

Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper!

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This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there.

The mics are on, the filter is off, and nothing is off-limits.

Quick correction in this episode Besties: We are not #9 in relationship pods on all of Apple pods just in 1 country. We just got excited and didn’t read the whole email! It’s still something to celebrate though!

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