Not So Spursy Anymore

Rebecca and Marilyn are back with their unique take on the Premier League’s second weekend!

⚽ Liverpool’s 16-year-old debutant wins it in the 100th minute at Newcastle

⚽ Spurs shock Manchester City at the Etihad

⚽ Chelsea hammer West Ham five-one

⚽ Arsenal flying high with a five-nil win over Leeds

⚽ Everton christen their new stadium with a win

⚽ United’s £250m attack still misfiring at Fulham

All served with plenty of silly stories, snack-based disasters, and the return of Statisha — our AI prediction oracle.

Funny, accessible, and jargon-free football chat — Two Left Feet is football done differently.