This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off!

Fragrances Discussed:

The Chateau Marmont Alessandra Candle

Aquiesse Mandarin Tea Candle

Mrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena Candle

Dr Bronners Citrus

Jacomo de Jacomo

Angel by Mugler

Hypermusc by Courreges

Celine Black Tie

Dries Van Noten Mystic Moss

Correges Second Peau

Courreges L’eau de Liesse

Courreges Le Messager

Bruno Acampora Musc

CK One by Calvin Klein

Perfect Veil Sarah Horowitz

Zing by Andrea Maack

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It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.

Fragrances Discussed:

YSL Baby Cat

Una tira d’altra by Hilde Soliani

Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

Boy Smells Doll Skin

Citrush by Boy Smells

Rose Load by Boy Smells

Anna Sui by Anna Sui

Vanille Chantilly by Tutti Délices

Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois

Delina by Parfums de Marly

JPG La Belle

Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’Orange

Ganymede by Marc Antoine Barrois

Garage JMP artisan parfums

Comme des Garçons Garage

Nosu Been trying to meet you

Nosu Sain no more

Nosu Hides

Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts

Horizon Oriza Legrande

Perfumer H Dust

Warm Bulb by Clue

Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris

Heliotrope by Perfumer H

Salt by Perfumer H

Rose with Insect by Perfumer H

Akro Crush

Mugler Angel

Santa Maria Novella Patchouli

Vivienne Westwood Boudoir

Jacomo by Jacomo

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This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.

Fragrances Discussed

Obsession by Calvin Klein

Demeter Kitten Fur

Mud by Born to Stand Out

Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

Akro Bake

Lyra by Xerjoff

Female Christ by 19-69

Lampblack by Fzotic

Coco Mademoiselle

Marc Jacobs Daisy

Jean Paul Gaultier le Male

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