Carly Ballerini (Cards Against Humanity) talks about how being left at a train station, losing all her hair, and fighting her mom’s boyfriends made doing stand up comedy jokes not that scary. We relate on thirsty aunts that won’t stop involving you in family tea, and notable bisexuals with alopecia. We have so much in common it kind of just felt like we went to an island together where we knew the other person would get it so we could say anything, like we basically got drunk together on connection and understanding if you can imagine that!!!

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We talk about Quincy’s transcontinental adoption story, their Micronesian background, working out Hay’s mommy issues through a televised debate with Ellen DeGeneres, how mid men are the most narcissistic, being a subject of discussion in an African-American studies class, our personal renaissance of rage, and kind of end up planning a trip to Vegas somehow. It’s giving kind of serious sentimental conversations actually and maybe you need that!!

This was recorded before we watched Heated Rivalry so please don’t worry, it’s been taken care of.

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Rivkah Reyes (School of Rock, Buckwild) talks about being a child prodigy musician with Jack Black and beyond, becoming a queer nightlife icon, why queer people like line dancing, a lesbian breakup that was good and a lesbian breakup that was bad, and her sapphic doom core alt pop. This one was recorded mid-Dec to be real, so we talk about being at the same White Elephant party the night before and just let yourself feel a little Xmas spirit about it won’t you!!!

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A fundamental ep some might say… one of Hay’s best friends Jordan Thewlis (Don’t Tell Comedy) interviews Hay about running away at 15 and all the people they’ve gone no contact with - parents, brother, ex’s friends, coworkers and stalkers. That may make Hay sound bad except Jordan has the same problems e.g. meth dads and people who seem to have no idea how to tell the difference between basic kindness and falling in love! I think maybe we’re not weird, they are!

This is a great ep to start on if you want to know Hay’s no contact credentials.

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Welcome to No Contact, a podcast where we talk about people we don’t talk to. Thank God for Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) having as much lore as me. It’s kind of nonstop validation about how we used to stink, our agoraphobic parents, not having a close friends story, and being white biches with disabled dogs in LA. Hay talks about going to a UFO conference and Burning Man as a child, and accidentally getting the same haircut as their mom’s ex-girlfriend, and Kylie apologizes to Mark Zuckerberg for taking her tampon out on IG live.

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