New Years! (and Our “False” Calendars!)

Fresh off the holiday hangover and right into the new year chaos of 2026, Jesse Blaze Snider drops a mind-bending episode diving deep into the wild conspiracies and hidden histories surrounding our modern calendar, why January 1st feels so arbitrarily “off,” the Gregorian reform that literally made days vanish (like those infamous 10-11 skipped days in 1582), and how ancient natural cycles (lunar, solar, equinox-based) got overwritten by man-made systems that disconnect us from the cosmos. With zero spoilers on the geeky details but maximum enthusiasm, Jesse unpacks the “hoax” vibes, from the Julian-to-Gregorian switch that sparked riots (or myths of them) to why New Year’s isn’t cosmically synced like solstices or equinoxes, proving once again that the stuff we take for granted might be the biggest cover-up in plain sight.