New Year, New Me (Allegedly!)

Welcome to the 2026 reset absolutely no one asked for.

In this New Year’s special, Taylor is setting intentions (not resolutions, relax), including a bold commitment to drink more, make zero new friends, and generally mind her business louder than ever. Growth looks different on everyone.

We also unpack Taylor’s complicated parasocial relationship with Mel Robbins—specifically her deep desire to be punched in the face by her, spiritually. If you get it, you get it.

Somewhere along the way, Travis Kelce is compared to a Camel Crush cigarette, a deeply haunting scene from Game of Thrones resurfaces uninvited, and Taylor reflects on what she’s taking into 2026… and what she’s absolutely leaving behind.

It’s chaotic. It’s reflective. It’s somehow sincere.
New year, same gremlin.

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